Im not compatible with a single person on the entire planet
not El rebloging, when she is compatible w me😩
You know what, you're right *kisses you*
come here my love *spins you around*
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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Cosmic Funnies
we're not kids anymore.

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trying on a metaphor

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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@tiredspacer
Im not compatible with a single person on the entire planet
not El rebloging, when she is compatible w me😩
You know what, you're right *kisses you*
come here my love *spins you around*

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It was nice not having to cover them in blood and soot this time
new hockey rule i just made up both teams share the same penalty box and they have to put cameras and mics in there
Saviors of the Stars
pov you are watching jeopardy with willabee

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Betrayed and backstabbed by your scheming evil advisor? Psch. Skill issue. Absolute amateur problem. Just hire two of them and reward them for snitching on each other. Just make sure that neither of them is gay or they'll just end up hate-fucking each other and fucking you over all the same.
"hire two evil advisors but make sure neither of them is gay" are you hearing yourself right now. be serious
How do you sleep at night?
phone on the table NOW
Somebody on the medical team put him on his bunk in a wrong way...
I refuse to draw him in pants btw
(there is pt 2 now)
Episode 3 of @eridian-heart
Even as an Eridian Grace is not immune to flashbacks,
And Adrian is not immune to Grace
Headcanon that baby Shane has a slight accent when speaking English, and it's for a super unexpected reason.
A few weeks post-partum, Yuna decided that their son should be bilingual. Yuna speaks to Shane in Japanese, and David speaks to him in French. Baby Shane catches on extremely quickly.
It isn’t until baby Shane is enrolled in daycare that the staff notices he has a hard time following directions and making friends.
Yuna and David find it hard to believe. At home, baby Shane is speaking two languages and actively translating between French and Japanese. It’s not until a few weeks later that Yuna comes to the realization.
“David,” she calls from the kitchen after hearing David read Shane a book in French. “Did we ever formally teach this kid English?”
And David is sitting there stunned, because no, no, they did not. Sure, David and Yuna spoke to each other in English, and to their friends and family in English when they visited the house, but they never spoke to Shane in English.
They enroll Shane in an English as a Second Language class (which really should be called English as a third language, in this case). Shane eventually catches up and becomes somewhat fluent in English, but he has this slight hybrid Euro-Asian accent when he speaks it.

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shane hollander is such a fucking baller actually. becomes a hockey legend straight out of the cradle. gets plowed on the regular by the other best hockey player in the league. decides to try women for a change. immediately bags an s-tier bitch. goes hm. nah. turns around and aggressively pursues his situationship. makes it official within hours. he wants only the best and gets what he fucking wants
ignore the torment nexus this is not about her
a semblance of normalcy with thursday night steak + beer
hudson williams is the funniest person ever
human sickness very leaky very disgust

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I think Ilya deserves to spend multiple afternoons wrapped in a blanket, curled up half on Shane’s lap, snuggled into his chest, with one of Shane’s arms wrapped around his waist and the other hand nestled in his curls, gently scratching at his head in a way that lulls him to a sweet doze, secure in the knowledge that he is beloved and safe