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during their first time after tampa when shane goes to ilya's house, they're in the middle of steamy but also sweet sex. ilya mutters about how good it is, best he's ever had, how gorgeous shane is. he's staring at the way his dick looks thrusting in and out, the way shane clenches down around him each time.
"so perfect, shane. wish you could see how fucking hot you look bent over and taking me like this."
and shane is so fuckdrunk at this point, so turned on by ilya's sweetness, the little kisses he's been pressing into his back, the way he keeps saying his first name like a prayer.
"film me. wanna see it, w-wanna see you inside me"
ilya stills and grips his hips. "shane...." he starts, but shane is already reaching for ilya's phone on the bedside table. he manages to grab it, and with a coy little smile over his shoulder, he tosses it on the bed near ilya's leg.
"film me, ilya. it'd be so fucking hot to see your dick inside me like that, fuck. and.... want you to have something for when i'm not here."
ilya almost comes then and there. "fuck, shane. jesus, baby... you are sure?"
shane whines and grinds his ass against him. "start recording, asshole; i wanna come!"
ilya laughs as he picks up the phone, opening up his camera and swiping to video mode. he leans down and kisses shane between his shoulder blades.
"ya tebya lyublyu, shanya." he whispers as he pushes the start button.
DEEEEEEEEEEEEE??????????????
I need a moment. I need a—I need—gimme a moment okay please. HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!! ok thanks. because WHAT THE FUCK! ok sorry. oh my god!!!!!!!!!!
Thinking about the fact that Ilya and Shane probably kissed SO much that first day at the cottage like Shane’s jaw was achy and their mouths were puffy and swollen and deep pink at the end of the day
One of my favorite things the fandom seems to have decided is that Shane is an eloper and climber when drunk. That man disappears and you find him in a tree ten minutes later, happy as can be and drunk as a skunk.
hollanov is batshit crazy about each other and the centaurs are mildly concerned about it but they seem well-adjusted regardless and it helps them win games so whatever. they do have a bit of an existential crisis about it though. like are they supposed to be that obsessed with their partner too? to which their partner say if they were that clingy the partner would be very scared.

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fall in love again and again
Ilya is so lucky that Shane proposed. Ilya would have been a nervous fucking wreck for the entire day beforehand. Wake up in the morning. Look in the mirror. Today's the day. Sob. Breathe. Okay I'm good! Turn around and Shane's hair is all in his face, still asleep on Ilya's pillow. I am NOT good. Cold shower. Breakfast that Ilya does not eat. Morning jog wherein Ilya runs like someone is chasing him. Lunch that Ilya does not eat. Drive out to the cottage. Make Shane pull over because Ilya needs to dry heave on the side of the road. "Baby we don't have to drive out today if you're not feeling well." "NO WE HAVE TO." Get to the cottage. Immediately send Shane on some kind of extended fool's errand. Shane wants to stay because Ilya is SHAKING and he is so worried. "No my love I'm fine it's just the breeze off the lake haha." It's thirty fuckig degrees Celsius. Shane finally gtfo's. Yuna, David, Rose FUCKING Landry all descend to help Ilya set up. Well. Ilya is supposed to be helping but he is standing on the deck fully dissociating. Yuna brings him tea. "Are you going to throw up the tea?" "Yes probably." Yuna takes away the tea. 800 electronic tea lights on the deck. In a parallel Ilya has no way of understanding, he both puts on and takes off a suit. Yuna fixes his curls into the hockey boy quasi-mullet that magnetizes Shane's fingers to Ilya's hair and says, "Oh, you're so handsome!" Ilya cries big fat tears. David tells a story about how his proposal to Yuna almost didn't happen because David went to the hospital for heart palpitations that morning. Thank You David That Does Not Help Even Remotely. Ilya slav squats on the lawn for twenty minutes. Shane's car pulls up in the driveway and everyone hides while Ilya vibrates in the entryway. Shane has no less than thirty grocery bags hanging from his arms, still complaining about why the grocery service cancelled their delivery last minute. Ilya leads Shane and all thirty of his grocery bags onto the deck. Shane is doing his favorite thing (bitching) and his second favorite thing (Follow Ilya) so he doesn't notice his own mother tiptoing behind him collecting the grocery bags he drops like breadcrumbs. There is an Oscar-winning actress hiding under his sofa and Shane does not notice because Ilya takes him on the deck and drops to his knees and Shane is like, "Haha, right now?" and then he sees that Ilya has a look on his face like he's just been told the sun is never coming up again and he has his hands on Shane's knees and he is saying, "Shane. Please?" and Shane puts his hands on his head and says "Oh my God baby what's happening to you" as Ilya melts and melts and then from the depths of the cottage someone who sounds a lot like Shane's very own father is whispering "The ring the ring" and when he looks back down Ilya is fumbling a ring box out of his pocket. The first picture of their proposal is Shane glaring into the middle distance with a hand cradling Ilya's curls like a baby while Ilya ugly sobs into his knee.
the real reason Shane starts peanut tolerance training is so he can increase his protein intake. it’s been so goddamn inconvenient avoiding peanuts as a professional athlete. They’re so nutrient dense! Half of all bulking recipes have peanut butter in them, it’s a fucking nightmare. Ilya thinks it’s stupid to take all that risk just to be able to eat gross protein bars but it makes Shane’s ass fatter and he’s very much in support of that
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full version as well bc tumblr butchered my quality
IM FALLING DOWN THE ERIDIAN OC XENONITE TUNNEL!!! YOU WILL SEE MORE OF MY LITTLE ROCK GOOBERS!

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funi in my head, stupid in execution. Anyway, happy pride.
What if PHM crew survived
I can't believe home depot literally produced a wildly successful science fiction musical and we all just pretend it didn't happen. on one hand yes it had a boring white guy main character but like.... home depot just... Made it? And it had shit ton of box office sales? and no one even talks about this. this is like avatar (2009) all over again
OK so. After a lot of frantic googling I realized this was all a dream. home depot did not in fact produce a wildly successful science fiction musical. I was on allergy meds and took a nap and my brain simply prophesized this. slightly disappointed because I wanted to watch it.
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ilya loves shane's ass Obviously but we need to talk about ilya's objectively perfect ass more. what's he doing with all that. wtf. shane gets genuinely distracted by ilya's tighter pants and is a little embarrassed by it but CAN YOU BLAME HIM? NO!
im picturing a lazy summer nap on a picnic blanket w ilya asleep on his stomach and shane with his head resting on ilya's back so he can throw an arm around his ass and be clingy.

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Another PHM Comic (made with WAY MORE EFFORT THAN THE PREVIOUS ONE!) but I feel like this is a missing scene of getting to see Rocky’s well put together xenonite suit! Especially Graces reaction to it! Better hugs I say!
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