Dr. Skull

I prefer to pronounce it as “horse devourers”

an excellent life choice

I read it as Hours deowhores

a “horror” movie about a demonic baby, but the parents are chill with it and treat them like a normal baby

“honey, the baby’s on the ceiling again” “hold on, i’ll get the broom”

“There’s a pentagram burning on the front lawn” “Looks like it’s somebody’s naptime”

“The baby’s speaking in strange tongues” “Raising children bilingually has so many benefits”

There's this show called Saiki K about this kid that is an extremely overpowered anime protagonist and the punchline is that the genre of the show is slice of life. His parents are complete idiots that thought it was normal for their baby to walk trough the air and this immediately reminded me of that.

light was such a loser cuz he didnt just google the 100 richest people and start writing down names

how would you feel if you woke up tomorrow and find out exactly 100 of the world’s richest people died of heart attacks at exactly noon universal time. can you imagine the theories. light is absolutely a loser for not doing this

There has to be a *pattern* to it, though, to really get their attention. Like it has to be the same time of day, the same day, each week.

write down cause of death as ‘shit self on live television’ to make extra sure

Would anyone be okay with me actually making this? But instead of a rewrite of Death note it is it’s own thing? And different but overall same concept? I’ll post updates, if anyone has any more ideas to add or wants to work on it with me please message me.

Oh my gods please do.

@codedglitches Exactly what I was thinking. Light would never do it. I'm thinking someone around his age but from the US.

light was such a loser cuz he didnt just google the 100 richest people and start writing down names

how would you feel if you woke up tomorrow and find out exactly 100 of the world’s richest people died of heart attacks at exactly noon universal time. can you imagine the theories. light is absolutely a loser for not doing this

There has to be a *pattern* to it, though, to really get their attention. Like it has to be the same time of day, the same day, each week.

write down cause of death as ‘shit self on live television’ to make extra sure

Would anyone be okay with me actually making this? But instead of a rewrite of Death note it is it's own thing? And different but overall same concept? I'll post updates, if anyone has any more ideas to add or wants to work on it with me please message me.

making a post, I need links to some different mental health hotlines, if anyone knows any good ones? (I'd like a few different ones, including ones that don't require talking on the phone, and ones that aren't strictly for "crisis" situations. are there any ones that let you talk to a therapist and figure out what to do about longterm/non-emergency situations? also free or affordable online therapy resources would be great)

The only one I know is the nummer gegen kummer (number against sorrow) in Germany. It's for kids, teens and younger people specifically though I'm sure there must be a seperate one for adults too. They market it as both a suicide Hotline and for other things that trouble you like a teen pregnancy or troubles with your parents or at school. They teach you the number at elementary school. It's free to call but sadly not open 24/7. I've never had the courage to call them but I hope this motivates someone else to reach out for help. Just type in Nummer gegen Kummer in google and it'll show up.

Okay so update: You can text them 24/7, all you need is to go on their website, someone will text you back in about a day or only a few hours. They also have live chats that are held at specific times that you can join. It's for troubled children-teens and parents/guardians/friends of troubled children and teens. Something I didn't know was that apparently they are active in other European countries as well but I'm not sure wether under different numbers or one all EU international one. So yeah if anyone that sees this is in the EU this might help you.

i cant think of the fact that humans send messages saying ’where are you? who are you?’ from earth to the giant and empty space all around us for too long because it makes me cry so hard and feel so human and lonely

kinda wanna write a story about a lonely space orphan finding all this messages and listening to them and feeling comforted as they grow up, hoping to one day grow old enough to visit the planet that’s raised them all this time

Now that'd be a great Christmas movie. Just scratch out the Christmas and focus entirely on all of that Instead.

Okay but I just had the thought What if there was a war or hostile political thing going on between all the other planets with intelligent life near our galaxy and because of the human races nice messages it's sort of an unspoken rule not to get us involved. Yes we could be a potential ally but that would just get the other aliens mad for dragging us in to this and no one would want to attack us because why would you fight a planet that wants to befriend evryone?

i cant think of the fact that humans send messages saying ’where are you? who are you?’ from earth to the giant and empty space all around us for too long because it makes me cry so hard and feel so human and lonely

kinda wanna write a story about a lonely space orphan finding all this messages and listening to them and feeling comforted as they grow up, hoping to one day grow old enough to visit the planet that’s raised them all this time

Now that'd be a great Christmas movie. Just scratch out the Christmas and focus entirely on all of that Instead.

sometimes growing up not knowing/acknowledging that you might be trans is like……you’re considered attractive when you’re passing as your assigned gender….like your physical appearance conforms more or less to the idea of what’s considered ‘desirable’ for the gender you’ve been told you are since birth……..or at the very least you’re considered more 'normal’ when you lean into that presentation…….people don’t treat u in that weird way they do otherwise……..

…and you can’t imagine ever passing so well presenting as a different gender……like your body’s already been/going through puberty and those secondary sex characteristics are already there, whether u like them or not…….so you just. spend a lot of time imaging what it would be like to have a different body & be perceived in a different way……

…..but it’s just a daydream, just a recurring thought you have to live with….. something that can’t be true because it would mean giving up everything you’re trying to be, if it were true……it would mean that you’ve always been different, and people will always look at you that way, like there’s something wrong with you….

How do you even put this stuff into words. I'm baffled by the logical way this is worded. Explain my experiences in a way that makes them understandable to cishets? I could never.

I would 100% do this

Sameeeee ive thought of this before

Honestly, goals

Okay this is great but I have so many different universe and story ideas that I would write a short around 3 book series and if it became popular enough I'd write another one with the same characters but always with different names (though it's obvious it's the same people again, look exactly the same, behave exactly the same) and in a different universe in different relationships and following a different story line and I would repeat that jumping from genre to genre until I revealed at the end of of one book that the characters in that exact series had been actors filming a movie this whole time and that none of the cool advanced technology and space ships were real but instead CGI and I would do this by having the Regisseur scream "Cut, New take. Stanley do it properly!" in the middle of the final fight out of absolutely no where. The last few pages would then just be about the actors complaining about having to redo the scene. That reveal would lead my readers to then question whether this had been the case for all my books and then cry because it meant their favourite characters didn't actually die in painfully tragic ways, but they also would lose all trust in me because "Does that mean the whole war in your fourth series wasn't real??? Or was it???? Is that why the characters felt like the same people but at different ages and with different names? Does that mean our theories that the blond librarian from series 2 and Anna the space pilot from series 7 where related were wrong and they were the same person this whole time????" Those poor people will never get any answers, unless they manage to find my Ao3 account on which the continuation of the books will be posted, for free! In complete length written exactly like my previous books but this time focusing on the characters as their real actor selfs, how they live their lives and how they got which role in what movie, the story will then end with something that suggests that perhaps the actor reality isn't true either and make you question your own reality. Won't admit to it until subtly implying that I wrote it with a reference to it multiple years later on Twitter.