The Tired one

better to end it like this than have the whole thing be a walking frankensteined corpse of miserable people tbh

American tradition. Thanksgiving is served at 1pm and you don’t stop eating until you die.

just watch and you will understand

I don’t know what I expected, but it wasn’t that

What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

Did he survive?

Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed

Don’t even talk to me if you don’t party like this dude

👏LIKE👏I👏SAID👏

that little chunk of chocolate at the bottom of the drumstick cone reblog of you agree

No, you see, these are good goblins, because they have female ones

R E S P E C W O M E N

Where are we dropping boys?

these are the only type of call outs I will accept

i fucking knew it

Just the amount of Done in the last couple seconds