legal idiot

december 2nd?? what the fuck. what’s next? december 3rd?? a 4th of december???? give me a fucking break.

and what’s after the 4th? the 5th??? the minor fall, the major lift????? the baffled king composing hallelujah???????

I hate software updates so much. Why do you need to change. Why can't you love yourself as you are.

Because a year represents a completed orbit of the earth around the sun, saying, “I’m 25” is the equivalent of saying, “I’m 14,600,000,000 space miles.”

my gender is making new Spotify playlists as a coping mechanism

a tiktoker therapist reminded me that “if you do not address the childhood trauma, your relationships will. your fear of your partner not loving you and needing that constant reassurance can come from emotionally inconsistent parents who were there for you one day and not there for you the next.”

Lmao all of the moods

why is this so fucking funny

FINALLY someone said it!!!!!!!

a SWAMP is a wetland that can support trees a MARSH is a wetland that cannot support trees

heres a fun throwback

I truly hate what this post has become

This is one of those things that make you heavily symphatize with time travelers and there always present question "do I tell them?" And the answer is "Definetely no"

I hope OP is doing alright with one more year left to go in this year.

if someone came up behind me and like put their hands on my hips ever so slightly so that i could just feel the feather-light touches of their fingertips?? well i think i would die

I like when you learn someone’s body and you find their scars, freckles or birthmarks. I love the human body it really is so beautiful

The movie establishes that the phone lines to the house are down, that’s also why nobody is able to call Kevin at home. The movie also establishes that all of his neighbors are out of town which is why he couldn’t borrow their phones. The movie ALSO BEGINS by introducing the main antagonist as a “police officer” which is why Kevin doesn’t trust the cops. I’m so tired of the ignorance. The slander.

FINALLY we’ve reached the time of year for home alone discourse

#he did what he needed to do to survive. then he did a bunch of other stuff he felt like doing (via @hotcrossedfangs) 

home alone is just die hard for kids

Home Alone would be Jack Dalton’s second favorite Christmas movie