Tiny Beetles

modesty

tumblr user 5: ooouugh.. tony the tiger hairy armpits 😩

post cancelled I've been told the term i used already exists in english and that it means something Very Much Different. english is a wicked language that i regret learning

I need to edit this so the cat also has a beer hold on

I have a whole story for these two, but just for funsies, something to do every now and then when I need to let loose.

(she will eat them though)

They shed their baby beards to make room for their adult beards. Like with baby teeth.

these are getting weird

man, you're not getting a gift for Female Domestic Partner. you're getting a gift for Natalie, a person whom you have been married to for 7 years, whom has lived in the same home with you for a decade, whom speaks to you every day about her thoughts and interests, whom you presumably love, and whom you can directly or indirectly ask what she wants. it's not that you don't know what half the human population wants, that's irrelevant. you don't know what Natalie wants and that is inexcusable.

ive been in here so long........