i'm not ready.

what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

that’s pussy babe!

i use my one brain cell to love my friends

I mean, we literally have research that says this. With TV it works because shows are DESIGNED to have segues/scenes where advertising can go, so we perceive it as less disruptive. You can’t just drop advertising in any old where. Shockingly, people fucking HATE that.

This was the most amazing I love it

This is warmth to my black heart

Black women are the center of life

If watching this don’t make you feel good sum wrong wit you

Wooooooooow :)

i feel like ikea turns me into a different person. i walk into the swedish furniture jail and suddenly i’m a 29 year old pinterest mom who owns 6546 minimalist storage bins and names her daughter parsley

A conservative dress with children of your own race. SO progressive!

…. do you need something, or?

Yes, I need to tell you that you have been manipulated by this site I used to spend my entire youth on. I used to be just like you but life made me mature and I realize now how brainwashed I was. This site is poison, and I sincerely and absolutely mean that. You were here since 2012? I was since 2009. Please, wake up, I beg you. Please stop being misled by all these labels and infighting and utopian ideals, it’s not worth it. Stop living life for cheap pleasure. Seeing innocent people be led to chaos like this makes me cry. It really does. i wish you the best.

what in the god damn hell are you talking about……. this was a post about ikea

#this is the first time for me where i can DEFINITELY identify my last 2 brain cells in a tumblr post (via legionofpotatoes)

His face before he slams it

wher ethe fuck the ice cream go

He destroyed it

it’s so fucked up when you see something you KNOW is a portal to somewhere but you can’t figure out how to activate it. this is the most frustrating feeling that plagues modern man.

but the real question is how did chidi get so ripped? bench pressing humanities’ collective sins and moral failures???

he went to the gym but couldn’t decide which exercise machine to use so he used all of them

Bold of you to assume he could choose only one gym