Something magical and full of wonder

She’s so real for this

She would kill it on Tumblr

my mom purposely overpaid her credit card bill by 1 cent so every month they send her a letter that says they owe her 1 cent and it costs them a dollar to send the letter plus the paper. she is costing corporations money 👍

Yes, but the added environmental cost of mailing a paper letter...

do you think they cut down a whole tree because my mom overpaid one cent. do you think they make one new piece of paper every time they need one

But trucks have to move that paper!

are you not aware that those trucks would be going either way. they aren’t taking another trip for one envelope

hello my name is billy postman, operator of the world's smallest and most environmentally harmful mail truck. it is one envelope big and requires thirty seven gallons of fuel to go one mile. (I personally am about one and a half envelopes big) my beloved truck is very slow and very loud and I hate both flora and fauna so so so much. I love corporations though

Post butt clarity if you will

What the fuck do you mean?

Happy birthday you big stupid ugly ogre

THE SONG WAS AN ACCIDENT ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME

*ships m/f couples but in an un-mistakably bisexual way*

i've seen this post a half a dozen times and every time it was replied to with a different picture of jessie and james