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this is the 2016 apology post. reblog in 45 seconds and 2016 will apologize to you in the form of money.

not risking it.

Not even scrolling past it

I deserve an apology smh

i was gonna scroll past once i saw 2016 but then i read it lol

*2018/2019 & Beyond 💵🔮

Say less

WOW. Lmao

All of that bullshit for this one gif are you kidding me

1) they expensive bruh 2) none of us kno the dif btwn a fucking diamond and some fancy ass glass ur capitalist rock hierarchy has no control over us

3) mostly mined with slave labor

4) we get excited when our date buys us an appetizer, we don’t even comprehend people buying us rocks that would force us into debt for ten years

5) They aren’t actually that rare and the price is artificially inflated. 

THANK YOU EX-JARED’S BASED GOD. 

engagement rings: HACKED

Get a ring from an antique store. They’re usually less than $100, you know they hold up over time, no one else will have one like it, and it comes with the bonus of being haunted by the spirit of some old woman named Edith probably.

thanks edith

I feel like people don’t realize that big girls were out here calling themselves “thick” “plus sized” and “curvy” before it became a trend because a lot of us felt uncomfortable with the social stigma and connotations around the word “fat.” But now that being thick as become the standard of beauty, average sized women are out here calling themselves thick to the point that when big girls do it we’re not told “she’s not thick she’s just fat” and being forced into accepting the word fat and not being allowed to use words that made us more comfortable and it really annoys the hell out of me.

And before anyone jumps on my dick, I’m not saying that people can’t or shouldn’t use the word thick or whatever . I’m just saying it’s annoying how thick used to be for fat girls and now y’all have the audacity to call Beyoncé thick. It’s reshaped the definition of thick so now actual plus size women get chastised for using it.

my dream is to live in a place where cute forest critters wander into my yard and make friends with my pets 

They so damn cute the deer almost doesn’t look real

Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives

Damn. Good way to get your fucking windows kicked in

shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker

All fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your doorstep with a baseball bat

im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife

But he’s got shooters all over the world 🌎 even when he’s away

just shot a load in his wife

You ungrateful asshole. My bf might be fighting for your freedom and you’re here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. If a war comes to our country, we’re not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuck up of a human being.

Your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he’s a scumbag, which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son

I grew up on army bases and let me tell ya all people do on army bases is each other’s wives

Real time footage of God making black women.