I don't even know

"too many authors in the current market are focusing on selling 'spice' instead of telling interesting stories"

"oh yeah, i agree. i started reading one that i heard a lot about and it just wasn't-"

"and it's all of these women reading their fucking mommy porn out in public like FREAKS"

but then I have to remind myself that this is the game I'm playing every time I make or interact with a post regarding him or the other person who uses that name:

Everyone in Qing Jing peak thought the age-regressed Binghe was an Mpreg child of Bingqiu

SQQ proceeds to yeet Liu Qingge ala 'team-rocket-blasts-off-again' style from his peak

Ning Yingying being so fucking disappointed that there was no child at all and it was just a qi-deviated Binghe (she had 50 names ready ffs, shizun!)

The disciples weren't surprised that SQQ got "impregnated" despite the lack of logic.

Then finally:

What would Aerion be then? Definitely not a service top. That man's too selfish, chasing his own pleasure with no regard for others. But Dunk is just too big and too strong and there's little Aerion can so when the omega's in heat, holding him down with his entire body weight ...

Yue Qi is also a spirit of some kind and when he goes to CQMS he not only soul bonds with the sword but he gets trapped inside of it while his body reforms itself (when his soul was bonded his body was like charred and his magical spirit ways allowed him to heal from that by recuperating in the sword)

So Shen Jiu has like no chance of escaping until one winter while the snow faes are about, a noble family of snow faes are invited to the manor. They are there because the Qiu manor wants to negotiate lower snowfall on their territory to sustain their livelihood through the winter.

While the nobles and the adult snow faes are having their meeting, a young snow fae about 14—one year younger than Shen Jiu—takes the opportunity to wander around the mansion. Each step of his leaves soft trails of snow in the shape of paw prints (Each fae has corresponding animal features to their elements). The snow fae finds his way to the library, peeking inside with the eyes of a critic.

He finds Qiu Haitang there, dragging Shen Jiu along as she insists on showing him her favorite stories. Shen Jiu looks up right as Shen Yuan peeks in, making eye contact with the other. A sort of understanding passes between them. Shen Jiu doesn’t want to be there, and Shen Yuan is in a position where he can probably get Shen Jiu out of there. (In this au Faes have an almost extreme sense of kinship—especially when they’re young. So helping one another out is natural, especially if one or both parties are children… Plus Shen Yuan is strictly anti-child abuse, why wouldn’t he help a child in need?)

So Shen Yuan enters the library and makes small talk. Qiu Haitang is intrigued by his white hair and is very curious about Shen Yuan. She’s been sheltered so this is her first time seeing another fae outside of Shen Jiu. Naturally she’s been taught to be wary of fae and not give out any names to them but she gets a bit excited and forgets that rule because Shen Jiu’s the only one she’s had to keep her guard up around. So when she’s introducing herself and Shen Yuan says “I see, and may I have the name of the boy beside you as well?” she just blurts it out.

She doesn’t realize what she’s done until Shen Yuan’s leaving and he grabs Shen Jiu’s hand to take him with him. She’s like “What are you doing?” And Shen Yuan just looks at her with feigned curiosity and says “You gave me his name, didn’t you?”

Qiu Jianluo, however, isn't happy in the slightest. But there's nothing he can do, not after the parents of that little brat almost refused their deal when he asked for his sla- fae back. Not slave. Had he said slave, the deal would surely be undone.

But Shen Yuan isnt stupid. He's set to inherit the family title some day and he's a fae. The fae are cunning. So, through trickery, he gets QJL to admit that he's enslaved Shen Jiu. Cue: the worst winter the Qiu Household has ever experienced.

"It's to keep them warm" forest fae SJ says. "They're cold" he says as the fire spreads.