love the word “rapscallion”. like not only are you a rascal but you’re also kind of spring onion about it too

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

I’m having a stroke

Huh, must've been the wind

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

I don't want a Career I want to Fuck Around

And not find out. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want to find out.

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

if you sneeze without covering your mouth on public transit then you deserve *pauses to consider my convictions regarding punitive justice* *nods head resolutely* the death penalty

Why is her date using chop sticks

Wtf is this lmao

we’ve been having a full on debate about this picture at work and I’m so tired

im like 90% certain the dude sucking dick is from a different picture so who put him there

The funny thing is, those two are photoshopped into THAT picture as well

where are they from send them home