wasting time and space since 1999

For Sale

alice these look pretty worn….

i’m starting to hate the frequency of pinterest as a google result more than i hate pinterest itself. listen, google, googly-mate, pinterest isn’t a fuckign source. I want the sites those pictures came from because those are the ones with information such as dates, which is the entire point of the thing I am googling.   

Damn right. How the hell am I supposed to find tutorials on how to do wire work or bead weaving when the first howevermany pages of Google results are some idiot’s cluster of Pinterest collections of those tutorials?

Reblog to save a set of nerves.

Yes! Putting the “-” in front of a word automatically omits any result with that word! The word can also be a specific website!

I love how dogs are super cute and soft and sweet and then they open their mouth and theres literal like huge murderspikes in there

in primary school we had a creative writing assignment where we had to ‘write about a character in a new, strange situation!’ and i wrote about a squid that was somehow teleported from the ocean to the forest floor and slowly choked to death for two pages and i’ll never quite forget my teacher’s face because it turns out she wanted ‘this new school is scary, i hope i make friends!’ and not a graphic description of a squid dying

unbuttoning anything for someone is… incredibly intimate and cinematographical, oscar worthy to say the least

i wish i could come home to you after bad days and cry on your shoulder.