there is freedom in the dark

me talking to random stangers: do you know about the libby app? it allows you to check out ebooks and audiobooks from your local library networks. libby can be installed on multiple mobile devices and opened on your desktop. i love libby so much and use it every day. you should too and you will also love libby.

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

if i was famous i would add myself to the notable bisexual wikipedia page and then post something on my instagram story about how my fans are so parasocial

"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world

t’es woke toi 😦🫵 toi t’es un woke left😔🙄 tu supporte les trans pis les pronoms toi 🤨🏳️‍⚧️ veux-tu savoir mes pronoms? 🥱🔥 mes pronoms? 😳😤 que/bec. fran/çais. bar/be/que. go/habs/go.🍁🏒 bleu pis rose 💙🌹 toi c’est quoi tes pronoms? vas-y. dis moj tes pronoms?🧐😪 joe/bi/den? ru/paul? 🤭😒 j’vas prier pour toi 🫤🙏

society has progressed past the need for "jacob elordi" and "timothee chalamet"

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

she's a bard. she's a spy. she's a nun. she thinks god is talking to her. she likes shoes. she has a hairless rabbit as a pet. she broke a guy's neck with her thighs. she's the late pope best friend. she's the new pope. she's bisexual.

#let's bully dragon age in the notes with mama

Florence Welch will literally write albums upon albums of music about how she's always felt ostracised from femininity, that it feels for her like a performance she can't escape, and even give a whole interview about her upcoming album being inspired by how a pregnancy almost killed her and how coming to terms with this made her feel alienated from her body and gender..... And STILL the majority of her mainstream fans will still talk about her work like "omg yes divine feminine womanhood queen of fairy girls uwu". I really hate how so many ppl just don't actually listen to music or care about what it's about. The "fairy-ification" of artists like Florence Welch, Hoizer, Fiona Apple, Mitski, Tamino, Kate Bush, etc, all of whom create music that's rooted in specific social and cultural themes, but the complexity and artistic intention is often totally flattened into !!uwu fairy girlhood in the woods vibes!!! Truly hate this brain switched off vibes based era of music engagement.

my devoted but dangerously unstable knight will be hearing about this

^^^^ and not only is this blatant egregiously misogynistic writing, but the other thing I cannot and will not ever be able to wrap my head around is how well this ending for her was received by viewers and critics. I have seen almost no one outside of tumblr call this out for what it is. Instead it is praised endlessly as this beautifully tragic romantic ending and anyone who dares to point out how garbage it actually is is then jumped on and accused of being the real misogynists because Bix “chose” this for herself as if she wasn’t written by a white man who is not at all concerned about giving his female characters (and women of color characters in particular) any true depth or even exploring their backstories or motivations or even their thoughts on any situation at all