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[DRENCHED IN BLOOD] we really should all do this again next week, yes

that's my emotional support bad person

wow that really sounds

wow that really sounds

ADHD theme music

I wish humans had monkey tails (most likely tail we'd have ngl) because it would be so cute. There's an alternate world out there where people are dying their tails and buzzing patterns into them and getting tail accessories and tail piercings. God could you imagine

girl help they're taking my fave's extremely thin veneer of swaggering overconfidence at face value

this scene changed me as a person i think

listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream off, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.

This is actually what I was adviced to do at the work rehabilitation program I went to. Hasn't left my mind since. 10/10 solid advice

self-diagnosed with sleepy eepy disease and the only remedy is i need to be in my beautiful bed rn