Lakritzwolf

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ich bin jetzt keine Expertin in Phylogenie, aber ich denke Pfandmaschinen müssen eine entfernte Verwandtschaft haben mit Druckern. Sie sind stärker domestiziert worden und daher etwas zahmer, aber in Momenten wo sie sich unberechenbar verhalten und man ihren willkürlichen Entscheidungen hilflos ausgesetzt ist wird einem die Verwandtschaft doch deutlich.

Diese Marke wird nicht akzeptiert DUDE ICH HAB DIE FLASCHE HIER GEKAUFT

So Boston is straight up running out of beer because of all the Scottish tourists in for the World Cup

I love cultural exchange

imo the way you feel about groups it's fully socially acceptable to hate (like children or polyamorous people, among others) is the canary in the coal mine for underlying bigoted beliefs. if you're only supportive of marginalized groups when it's cool to do so, probably you don't actually care about marginalized groups, you care about other people thinking you care

there are 1 trillion people in the notes of this post saying "yeah! i mean i hate kids but they should have rights!" you hate kids? you mean you hate all members of an oppressed group solely for their membership in this group? right. why do you hate them? because they can't take care of themselves and need help? because they don't understand social norms and can be "annoying" and disrespect boundaries as a result? because they can be messy? because they don't understand things in the same way as you do? that's awesome. how do you feel about disabled people btw

UNPOPULAR OPINION: A lot of "mental health issues" disappear when bills are paid, rent is secure, and the fridge is full. Peace is expensive. And pretending money doesn't affect mental health is privilege.

Pretty sure the phrase"Money can't buy happiness" wasn't coined by a poor person. Money can't buy happiness yeah not when you already have everything and discover that buying the third car and second yacht doesn't make you feel any better anymore.

we have got to get regular porn back on this website

Endlessly diabolical how you can't say words like rape and suicide uncensored without either being criticised by idiots or punished by conglomerates.

It's not r*pe, it's rape. It's not su*cide, it's suicide. Not unalive, dead. The backbone needs to be reintroduced en masse because softening the blow of these concepts with advertising language does absolutely nothing but allow people unaffected by them to feel not even a sting of what they can do, prompting inaction.

And it's been proven that on certain websites, you don't even face a repercussion for using the words as they are. People just started censoring themselves because they feared the potential lack of views and likes and followers which is so nasty itself.

I attended an anti-suicide seminar in college. One of the big takeaways from it was that stigmatizing suicide increases the rate of suicide, because people who are feeling suicidal feel like they can't ask for help. Every time I see babytalk garbage like 'unalive', I think of that.

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i love clicking on somebody’s ao3 profile and seeing the most nonsensical collection of fandoms. like yess let's live a thousand lifetimes

I think that if you had enough daughters AND played your cards right you could spring Mambo Number Five out at the EXACT right gathering and shatter your entire family's trust forever

The secret is to name them out of order with the lyrics so by the time anyone catches on it's too late

For me personally the ideal gathering would be my funeral

Ground Control to Major Shlong