a lil idea

I love the death grip after the toy was fixed up. Lessons were learned. Try to steal it this time you fucking bird. I dare you.

*stroking my device screen with the tenderness of brushing the cheek of a lover returned from the war*

I- okay but- but screens are solid? Cheeks are not? Last time I checked???

I love this website I can make the most normal possible post and still get replies from alternate realities. what are cheeks made out of in your world plasma?

sometimes older people get annoyed when i say "no problem" instead of "you're welcome" but the truth is it's literally not a problem

and sometimes you're not welcome

I want soup but I've already fully committed to bedtime

I've been laying in bed thinking about wanting soup for almost 2 hours

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?

change does not come from a place of comfort

I find pennies and nickels in my couch all the time, so I don’t know what you are talking about

i dont even interpret “uwu” as a smiley i just read it as “oo woo”