Tilly

I need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) see terrible things happen to Friedrich Merz

someone fucking drove into the christopher street day parade in berlin. someone fucking..... i don't wanna fucking cry. i am so fucking angry. but my heart fucking ACHES.

OSCAR NOOOO

Hi, it’s me, your Flix Bus driver. I heard some of you back there asking why we’re on this dirt road in the middle of a cow pasture if this is supposed to be a direct line from Berlin to Munich. To that I say: you all need to mind your own damn business and look at the fucking moo cows.

To all the folks in the notes saying things like “genau so und er ist immer noch zuverlässiger als der ICE” hang in there babes you’ll get to your destination eventually probably ✊😔

Somewhere out there on a planet very far away is a civilization that has included our sun in a beloved constellation of some animal we couldn't dream up if we tried

never seen that show but I did watch it on tumblr

Soccer players are the horses of men’s sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and

just because you don’t look like somebody who you think is attractive doesn’t mean you aren’t attractive. flowers are pretty but so are christmas lights and they look nothing alike

we could give george a gun but he'd sooner shoot himself than anyone from mercedes and that's really the whole problem

i cannot keep doing 6-8 episodes shows anymore guys. she's gone as soon i get to know her

i beat myself up for not knowing enough about my special interests a lot but then i remember the average person off the street has no idea what the carboniferous is and i feel better

are you really bad at it or are you in "good at it" spaces

raw, next question

that’s jack

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat