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This makes me feel like such a boomer, but I hate it how all media has been TikTok-ified and algorithm primed. Songs are shorter, designed for short viral clips rather than a full listening experience. TV shows and movies are sloppier, dragging on and on, assuming you’ll be on your phone and have it only in the background. Even books have been chewed up and spat back out as easily consumable tropes, with bite-sized chapters and mannequins for characters. This late stage capitalism hellscape we’re in has made art into something you snack on rather than savor.
summary: Corroded Coffin Fest Day 24: Cassette Tape | Bats and Eddie aren’t doing too well in busy Los Angeles.
warnings: angsty, a little jealousy if you squint, bats n eds are fightin
notes: submission for @corrodedcoffinfest! this one was really hard to finish! feel free to let me know if there are any mistakes!
There's a note on the counter written on the back of a receipt with black sharpie, weighed down on one corner with your husband’s favorite Garfield mug.
Studio. Don't wait up.
Love you.
E.
You stare at it for a moment, before crumpling it in your fist. You figured that much, so you tossed and turned in bed for hours until you couldn't stand it anymore. You open the fridge, but nothing looks or sounds appetizing. You sigh and shut the door, moving over to the cassette collection, selecting Black Sabbath’s Master of Reality and popping it into the stereo on the counter. A big empty house in LA is a fucking lonely existence, no matter if you're proud of him or not. Music springs out from the speakers, wrapping you in a hug just as you wish your husband would. And as your loneliness really starts to take hold, the front door opens. You hear voices, Eddie's first, then another follows it— this time a woman's. Your stomach tightens before your brain can even logically keep up. Then there's a hushed goodnight, the door closes, shoes are kicked off, keys are tossed onto the entryway table, and a few seconds later he appears in the kitchen doorway.
He jumps slightly, but his face lights up almost immediately when he sees you. "Bats, baby, you scared the fuck out of me."
You lean back against the counter, crossing your arms over your chest. "Who was that?" You ask.
His smile fades just slightly as he places his jacket over the back of the island chair, "what?"
"The girl."
"Oh her? She's just one of the studio assistants. Car wouldn't start so she drove me home. Was hoping we could call someone for it tomorrow." Eddie raises his eyebrows at the way your face reacts and makes his way to the fridge. You watch the way he moves when he does, tugging the fridge door open. He grabs out one of the premade sandwiches you'd left for him earlier in the night. "Alright, what the fuck is this actually about?"
You shrug one shoulder. "Nothing."
"Seriously, babe. You've been weird for like, two weeks." He frowns, tearing back the wax paper.
"Weird?"
"Yeah, weird." He frowns, taking a bite. "You've been all quiet and snippy and slamming fucking cabinets around like your mother when someone pisses her off."
You raise your brows as you stare at him. “Wooow. You really know how to talk to people." You mumble as you move to walk past him.
He catches your arm, holding you in place. "Hey…" He says, quieter now, "Talk to me."
Your eyes start to sting suddenly from the sheer frustration of it all. "You're never here."
His expression changes immediately, letting go of you. He sighs, "Bats… honey—"
"You leave before I'm even up half the time. And you don't come home until midnight or three in the morning or not at all. And when you are here, you're asleep on the couch."
"That's not fair." He frowns.
"You think I want to live here alone? I have no friends here, Ed. I wouldn't have come had I known i'd never fucking see you."
The pool light ripples across the ceiling, spilling in from the back door. Eddie frowns, "bullshit."
"Excuse me?" You frown, your chest getting tighter.
"I said bullshit." He looks at you, eyes tired and frustrated.
"I didn't ask for this big fucking lonely house, Eddie."
"No, but you sure as hell didn't complain when we bought it." He frowns. You blink at him, stunned. Regret flashes in his eyes. "Bats, baby. I didn't mean that."
"It's okay." You shrug, nodding. "I get it now."
"Don't fucking do that dramatic shit." He groans.
"Dramatic? Go ahead and tell me how dramatic I am for wanting to see my husband." You laugh, a bit incredulously.
Eddie laughs under his breath, but there's frustration laced under it there. "You think I want to be in the studio twenty hours a day?"
"I think you'd rather be there than here."
His face falls. "That's… That's fucked up."
"Well?"
He frowns. "No, don't "well" me like that. That was fucked up to say and you know it." You stay silent as he stares at you, hurt flashes across his face. Then he looks away as he mutters, "un-fucking-believable."
You let out a breath, moving to speak but he doesn't let you.
"I can't do this with you right now." He mumbles as he drops the sandwich into the trash, grabbing his jacket.
"Seriously?" Your chest tightens. "God forbid we have one uncomfortable conversation."
"Oh, fuck off." He huffs, jamming his arms into the sleeves angrily. "God forbid I try to keep everything from falling apart."
"Well, maybe your marriage should be included in that."
You both go dead silent after that while you just stare at one another. You can actually see the fight drain from his body. Exhaustion replaces it, maybe a little guilt. Then he just shakes his head, "I'm going to get a drink."
"Of course you are."
He leaves the kitchen, muttering, "Jesus Christ, Bats,” as he grabs your car keys from the entryway table. The front door slams behind him and you just stand in the kitchen, alone, for a long time after that listening to the sounds of the stereo.
summary: You're wearing a new pair of shorts and Eddie just can't seem to get his hands off you.
word count: 662
cw: MDNI (18+) fingering, oral (f receiving)
Eddie knows that he's done for as soon as you walk out of the bathroom. You're all getting ready to go to the pool with Vicky, Robin, and Scarlet and he doesn't even hear you ask where the sunscreen is because he's so focused on your shorts. You're packing the pool bag as he gets a better look, shamelessly staring. He knows that they're new. They have to be because he definitely would have remembered them.
He's too busy admiring the way that they hug your ass to hear you speaking to him, calling his name over and over. His eyes are laser focused on it, the way the shorts look like they're made for you. God, he really is a lucky man, isn't he?
"Honey?" You ask and Eddie snaps out of it, shaking his head as he looks you in the eyes.
"Hm?" He's been caught but you don't say anything about it, just giving him a pointed look as you hold your hand out.
"Sunscreen?"
"Right." He reaches for the bottle that's sitting on the bed and passes it to you. When you turn, bending over the bed to put the sunscreen in the bag, Eddie can't help but get a handful. He stands behind you, hands cupping each cheek as he gives it a squeeze. When you let out a squeal, he chuckles as he sticks his hands into your back pockets and spins you around.
"Edward Alan Munson!" He should be afraid of the glare you're shooting at him, but today, he's not. Because today, he's un-phased, wanting to see what you've got going on underneath even though he's very well aware.
"C'mon, sweetheart. You know you can't wear those and expect me to not cop a feel. I'm only human."
"You are shameless."
"And you love it." He leans in for a kiss and you can't help but melt into it, wrapping your arms around his neck. You know that neither of you have time for this since you're already supposed to be leaving, but what's ten more minutes?
One of his hands presses against your back while the other fiddles with button of your shorts. He's able to get them unbuttoned and he's mentally cheering himself on because after all these years, he's still got it. He slowly unzips it, smiling against your lips as you whine because of how long he's taking.
"Gotta be patient, sweetheart," he sing-songs. "Can't rush a good thing like this. I want you to enjoy it."
"You've got five minutes."
"Fine."
"But tonight, you can take however long you want." He grins at the promise before his lips find yours again, more hungry this time. He's so needy for you right now even though it's the worst timing, but did you really think this wouldn't happen when you put those shorts on today?
"You know exactly how to drive me crazy, don't you?"
"Yes!" The last word comes out in a breathy moan as his fingers sink inside, your hands grabbing hold of his shoulders as you push yourself against him. "Fuck, Eddie, more."
He gets deeper, curling his fingers so they hit the right spot and you're already so close, screaming out his name as he sinks to his knees as your bikini bottoms come down, hooking one of your legs over his shoulder. You're having trouble standing when his lips wrap around your clit, your fingers threading into his hair.
"I don't know what you're doing, but if you could stop and get in the car, that'd be great!" You hear Gigi's voice on the other side of the door and you both freeze, bodies running cold. For a second, you both forgot where you were and what you were doing beforehand. Eddie pulls away from you and helps you get dressed. And In record speed, you both throw your belongings into your bag and head out into the hall, both giggling, suddenly feeling like teenagers again.
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please read this even if you're not indian. especially if you're not indian.
you've seen the jokes. india is "dirty", indians are "everywhere", why don't they fix their own country. ok. let me tell you why, and what's happening right now while nobody's watching.
first, the history you skipped: britain ruled india for two centuries and drained it. economist utsa patnaik's research estimates around $45 trillion in today's money was taken. the india that got independence in 1947 was one of the poorest countries on earth. every "why is india like this" question starts there. you don't get to profit off a robbery and then mock the crime scene.
now, what's happening RIGHT NOW:
in may the question paper for NEET leaked. that's the national medical entrance exam. over 2.2 million students took it. cancelled. years of studying, families' savings poured into coaching, gone overnight because someone sold the paper. students died by suicide after. these were kids who wanted to be doctors.
and out of that came a protest movement. a gen z group called the cockroach janta party, started by a 30 year old named abhijeet dipke, got 22 million instagram followers within DAYS. they've been doing a sit-in at jantar mantar in delhi demanding education minister dharmendra pradhan resign.
and then there's sonam wangchuk. if you've watched 3 idiots, he's the real engineer the character was based on. built solar schools in ladakh. invented ice stupas so himalayan villages have water. spent his whole life on education. he's 59 and he's been on hunger strike for 17+ days now. reporters went to see him this week and he was too weak to talk. and the troll armies are calling him "anti national" and "foreign funded". a man starving himself for other people's children. that's the thing here, anyone who asks a question is suddenly a traitor.
it's not one incident, it's everywhere you look:
• infrastructure worth thousands of crores failing within months of the ribbon cutting. tunnels collapsing in regions where heavy rain is a guarantee, not a surprise.
• youth unemployment near 10% for ages 15 to 29, 13.6% in cities. in a country of 1.42 billion where more than half the population is young.
• only about the top 3% of indians earn above 10 lakh a year. meanwhile billionaire wealth keeps ballooning and the headlines celebrate it.
• manipur burned for over two years. an ethnic conflict, tens of thousands displaced, and the prime minister barely said the word manipur while it happened.
• journalists raided. critics' houses bulldozed. activists sitting in jail for years without trial under laws like UAPA. our press freedom ranking has cratered.
• even the petrol is a fight now, ethanol blending pushed through while drivers complain about their engines and get no straight answers.
and through all of it, the PM, who came to power on religious polarisation (americans, sound familiar?), travels abroad for photo ops and has not held one single open press conference in over a decade. not one.
what i'm asking:
if you're not indian: share this. our media mostly won't cover any of it because the big outlets are owned by the same billionaires the government serves. the only reason wangchuk's fast is getting any coverage is people refusing to look away.
if you ARE indian: speak up even if you're comfortable. especially if you're comfortable. join the protests. add to this, correct me, translate it. staying quiet is a choice when nothing in this post touches your life.
india is not "dirty". india was robbed, and it's being robbed again, from the inside this time. but it's also the country where a 59 year old will starve for strangers' kids and 22 million young people will rally behind a party literally named after cockroaches, because cockroaches survive everything.
summary: You go to a bar after being stood up and really hit it off with the cute bartender.
word count: 2.1k+
It's a really slow night at the bar for Eddie, which really shouldn't be surprising for a Thursday. There's the usual suspects that are here pretty much every day and that damn flickering bulb that he's been meaning to change. A popular rock song plays softly over the speakers as Eddie wipes down the bar, seeing that the time displayed on the clock behind him means that it's almost time to close.
He's whistling along to the song as he continues to wipe everything down, knowing that he definitely needs to mop when he hears a pair of shoes sticking to the floor. And when he looks up, his whistling comes to a stop as he takes you in.
He doesn't know what you're doing here and why you're wearing a dress, but he's not gonna question it. You look out of place amongst the brick wall and heavy metal band posters and he wonders if you had a prior commitment. And just when he thinks you're going to realize that you're in the wrong place, you make your way over to the bar, sitting on one of the stools.
You set your clutch on the bar as you peruse the menu, clearly unsure of what you're going to order. Eddie's trying to keep up with his closing tasks, but he can't keep his eyes off you, trying to psych himself up to take your order. You seem to be eyeing him too and he wonders if the flirty looks are all in his head or if you really mean them. He's still not quite used to the female attention he's gotten since he's left Hawkins and has a hard time deciphering what's flirting and what's being friendly.
"What can I get for you?" He asks as he makes his way over, throwing the towel he's holding onto his shoulder. He's cute with his unruly, curly hair and his smile that you just know makes everyone swoon. In the dim lighting you can barely make out his brown eyes, imagining that they've gotten him out a lot of trouble.
"I was thinking about a glass of wine, but I think I'm gonna go with the-" you cut yourself off, looking down at the menu in front of you. "The Bahama Mama." You're pointing to the radioactive blue colored drink on the menu and Eddie can't help but laugh at that. In the almost year that this place has been open, only a handful of people have ordered the Bahama Mama. They all like the cheap beer or hard liquor.
"Something funny?"
"No, no," he shakes his head. "Coming right up." You watch him mix your drink, wondering what you'd be doing right now if tonight had gone according to plan, but you think you prefer being here with with cute bartender. Even though this is a side of town you don't usually end up on, you don't feel like your in danger here. In fact, this place feels cozy, much like being wrapped up in a warm blanket.
The music playing over the speakers isn't typically something you'd listen to, but you don't mind it. All of the other metal music you've heard has been very harsh on your ears, but this-this is nice. You just know that the bartender controls the music by the way he's singing along as he mixes your drink.
He's not the kind of guy you'd normally be into, but there's something about him that's reeled you in. It's the mysterious air about him that's intrigued you. You can't read his mind and you like that. Too many men have been far too forward with you and if this guy's interested, you have no idea.
"Here you are, one Bahama Mama." He sets the drink in front of you and it's just as blue as the picture, like someone has poured Windex into the glass. He watches you take a sip, smiling when he sees you nod in approval. It's strong but you prefer it. It's been a long night and you deserve a fucking drink.
"Thank you," you pause, waiting to him to give his name.
"Eddie." The name fits him, you think, then immediately wonder if it's short for something or just Eddie. Part of you wants to call him "Edward" just to see his reaction
You give him your name in return and you love the way it sounds when he says it. It sounds so pretty coming from his lips. You have to keep yourself from imagining how it would sound during climax, trying to keep your mind from straying into dirty thoughts territory.
You make small talk as he continues to clean and you sip on your drink. A few of the regulars are still in their usual spots as others have left. It's getting closer and closer to closing time and Eddie really doesn't want to say goodbye to you. You're the most interesting part of his night.
"So, who is this?" You ask, pointing upwards to signify that you're asking about the music. His eyes bug out at the question so you're assuming that you asked the wrong one.
"You're joking," he sputters out a laugh as his hands slam down onto the bar, looking you directly in the eyes. "You've never heard of Black Sabbath?" You shake your head in response. "Ozzy Osbourne?"
"Well, I've heard of them, just never listened to them. At least, not on my own time." He's so used people hating on him for the music he listens to but he appreciates how polite you're being.
"Voluntarily? I can't believe what I'm hearing. You have to be pulling my leg now." He knows you're not and wonders who turned you off of metal. An ex most likely.
"Sorry, metal just hasn't been my thing, but I'd definitely listen to more of this." He can't seem to keep the smile off of his face for the first time tonight. He's not used to talking to customers like this but you're just so easy to have a conversation with. The playful side of him just comes out so easily and he can actually see himself talking to you more after tonight."
"Tell you what, after I close up, we can go upstairs and listening to their greatest hits." You don't usually go home with people you've just met, but you promised yourself you'd get out of your comfort zone. And even though you've just met Eddie, you feel like you can trust him. You fully believe that you're just going to listen to music and that this isn't some ploy to take something from you.
"I'd actually really like that," you nod. It's already 11:30 according to the clock on the wall behind Eddie so you don't have much longer until the bar closes up. You talk about everything and nothing as you help him finish cleaning despite him telling you not to. You don't seem to understand the concept of sitting there and looking pretty which is a damn shame because you're so good at it.
He reluctantly agreed to let you mop the floor, unable to deny that pretty smile you flashed him when you offered. He's pretty sure he'd let you do anything just by seeing the way your lips curl up, showing off your nice teeth. God, he's so easy. You came in here in that fucking dress and charmed him despite your dislike of metal, (he's really going to have to change that) he really wants to get to know you better.
Once the bar is all cleaned up, Eddie takes you by the hand like the gentleman he is and leads you down the hall where the restrooms are located to the door at the very end that's locked. Eddie unlocks it to reveals a staircase that you assume leads up to his apartment. The stairs are very narrow so Eddie makes you go first, so he can catch you if you fall. He truly has no idea how you're wearing those heels, deciding that you have to be a warrior of some type to do it.
You get to the top with no issue and he unlocks the door, opening it for you and letting you in. He's trying to remember if he left it a complete mess before he left but he can't be sure. When he peeks inside, he doesn't see anything wrong until he fully gets through the door and sees the singular bowl in his sink from breakfast. How embarrassing.
You take in the place before you as Eddie turns on the overhead light, the kitchen coming into view as you step inside. It's a small studio apartment, but he's done what he can with the space. You move out of the small kitchen and head into the living/bedroom, his unmade bed taking up most of it. There's a small TV on top of a short bookcase across from the bed. Next to the bookcase is a large stack of books that clearly wouldn't fit and you admire that he likes a read since you know a lot of men don't. And if they do, they're those bullshit shelf help books.
You make yourself at home by sitting on his bed, moving to take off your shoes as he does something in the kitchen. Just when you wonder what he's doing, he comes into the room with two glasses of water.
"Just wanted to make sure you were hydrated after that drink," he says as he passes you one of the glasses which you take gratefully.
"Thank you." You take a few sips then set it on the bed side table to your left before collapsing onto the bed. It's been a long night and the comfort and sheets are so soft that you could just-
"Nice place you've got here," you compliment before you can fully fall asleep. You turn to your right to see Eddie putting on a record and adjusting the volume on the record player that you haven't noticed until now.
"Thanks. The commute to work is really long, though," he jokes and you can't help but laugh. He's got a Black Sabbath album playing just like he promised and when he's got the volume to where he wants it, he makes his way over to the bed and sits next to you but keeps his space.
He wants you to feel comfortable here and really doesn't want to ruin whatever is going between the two of you by not reading the room. You surprise him by scooting closer until your thighs are touching.
"This is a nice dress." He's starting to sweat at his embarrassing attempt at flirting but you seem to be into it with the way that you lean into him, a smirk playing on your pretty lips. He admires the way it flows out, stopping at your thighs, the shade of red popping against your skin.
"Thanks. I actually wore it on a date."
"Did it not go well?"
"Nope. He stood me up." You don't know why you expected anything else since was like pulling teeth to get him to pick a restaurant. It was clear from the beginning that he didn't want to go out with you in the first place so you don't know why you even went through it. Maybe it's just because you're tired of being alone.
"What a dick." Eddie already has a hard time getting dates in the past so he can't imagine just not showing up. He'd consider himself the luckiest guy in the world to be with you. In fact he already does because you'd rather be in his apartment right now than anywhere else.
"Yeah, he was, but all worked out because I'm here with you." Eddie cheeks heat at your words and they're practically on fire when your hand lands on his thigh. It's an innocent touch in this context but it's still burning through his jeans. You lean closer and he closes his eyes in anticipation, only opening them when you lean your head on his shoulder. His arm wraps around your waist awkwardly as you scoot even closer.
You've been quiet for a while and when he turns his head, he sees that you've fallen asleep. He can't help but let out a laugh before slowly moving to lay you down on the bed, draping the comforter over you. You look so pretty like this and he turns off the record player and puts the record back in its sleeve to prevent dust from collecting on it.
And as he places a pillow on top of the rug that's going to be his bed for the night, he wonders what you'll think when you wake up. Like when you realize that this was all a mistake like they all do, will you be mean about it, or will you be the sweetheart he knows you are? He guesses that only time will tell.
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