not always a synchronous rotation

biting the hand that feeds me but im also sucking on the fingers a bit

i tried explaining to this girl at a party once how i could be gay and asexual at the same time and it basically boils down to never being into anyone but like once a year i’ll find a man attractive. and she was like “so what am i if i only like girls, and i’ve never found any of my boyfriends attractive and and i just wanna do cocaine all the time?” i was like “you’re a lesbian with a coke addiction?” and she was like “woooooah”. she broke up with her boyfriend that night and had a threesome with two girls in the bathtub. rebecca if you’re out there, i hope you’re going places. well, not far, since you’re electronically tagged. but spiritually.

honestly, having flexibility in your headcanons is such an important skill to develop as a fandom participant. like, it's great to have strong opinions of your own, but don't you want to hear what strong opinions others hold? I love being compelled by a passionate argument! go off! tell me something I don't assume! give me the tea that's not inherent to my watching!

sometimes i have a dream that reveals such a humiliating desire i have that i genuinely lose a bit of respect for myself

i hope that Paul Gross knows that he created one of the ship blueprints of all time

I would like everyone to have a favorite bird species. tel meeyour favort borbs

love is something you do with your teeth