#yeah :)

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Have a coworker who takes everything I say for the bit completely seriously also for the bit. Said I was getting added to the soup tomorrow and he went "Oh, like how much? Is it all of you going in the soup or just a little bit" and I had to come up with a response and I told him it was just my leg so he said "Oh see, that's fine then, you only need one of those." I love him.

"Trader Joe's parking lots are too small!!!" no they're not! Trader Joeses have unique breed differences in parking lot needs. They were bred for urban environments, suburban at most, and they prefer more compact habitats than most grocery stores. Large parking lots actually really stress them out, and they repel the urban cyclists that they rely on as a food source! Plus, frequent fender benders make great enrichment for them