I said I’d talk about it and so here we go. As well as NPSS blessing us Heihua enthusiasts with 5k about how they’re soulmates (#StillNotOverIt) he also dropped a little short of the two of them on a date to the Louvre. And it’s great.

Just Heihua problems. I can tell that this is a meant to be a continuation of a longer story and I really hope that NPSS returns to writing these two because the other extra teased a really incredible revenge mission that the two go on.

THIS BIT KILLED ME. Also it’s clear from the context that this is in fact a date that the two of them have gone on and not part of a recon mission or field assignment like Xie Yuchen said earlier.

See! This is 100% a date the two of them just decided to go on. And OMG Xiazi, of course he’d pick that painting. It is a masterpiece though. This is the painting Hei Xiazi is referring to btw.

Also known as ‘The Parable of the Blind’ by Pieter Bruegel the Elder.

This is a very small short compared to the other extra we got but it’s such a delicious piece of information for their relationship. Like what do you mean they went to Iceland for a bit and then Xie Yuchen booked them a night tour of the Louvre just for fun??

NPSS please continue writing Heihua stuff it always absolute gold. Here’s a link to the short.

I wrote lesbian heihua about being a touch too possessive and controlling when it comes to your hot old lady bodyguard. in xie yuchen's defense, we've all been 17, right?

I also made an accompanying mix because I love these horrible bitches. it is vital to me to strike a chord of intense sincerity balanced with rank horniness in both writing and mix curation. i feel i have accomplished this with a lyrical range from "love me hard, it's not my first time" to "is there a little coochie waiting for me out there?"

that's about it but there's more notes below the cut because i cannot help myself.

Reunion: Escape from the Monstrous Snake (2021)

↳ Hei Xiazi's slutty entrance

Bonus: