i used to be bread

trans men 🤝 cis butches. butches are my brothers and sisters btw. i love you all. you get it

booktube bad but i love those "i read x so you don't have to" videos people who take psychic damage only to make a video dragging colleen hoover or whomever are so brave and selfless and i think we should acknowledge them as the heroes that they are

being an adult is just saying to yourself “this is the weekend i’ll clean my [x]” and then proceeding to not do that because it’s the weekend and you deserve to relax, goddamnit

Not one person knows how tumblr works.

I've been using Tumblr for over a year now and every day I still learn something new

Where is it

And I present a summery of tumbler culture

idk who Jasmine is but she really went off with that rice

And the tea

25-35 is such a weird fucking age because you’re 100% a bread-and-butter Standard Edition Millennial but the cool teens are like “ok boomer” because you have a Real Job but the actual Boomers at your job are like “I’m not going to listen to a literal fucking child” as they download 16 self-replicating viruses and meanwhile the Gen Xers are telling you to refinance a mortgage for a house you don’t have and you’re sitting there at the Adults Table with the pretty tasty casserole you cooked because you’ve finally figured out how to do that now but everyone is eating the Boomer’s store-bought macaroni instead and admittedly they do sort of taste similar so it probably wasn’t worth all the trouble of cooking from scratch and you’re trying to comfort the freshly-graduated sobbing 22-year-old next to you because she just woke up here and doesn’t know where she is but you have like maybe 5k dollars in a savings account labelled RETIREMENT that grows approx. twelve cents a year and you keep eating dry macaroni while smiling incomprehensibly and periodically blacking out like ??????????

Omg someone FINALLY put it into WORDS