Love when you try to take a screenshot but fuck up the timing of the volume down lock button combo and are left sitting there with slightly softer music and a black screen and you just have to sit there looking at your reflection on the locked phone and contemplate your failure for a bit

I had my first session with a personal trainer today and it went great! he was really good at working around my disabilities and making things seem manageable. also i told him my goal was to get functional strength and fitness before i start testosterone and then i want to get jacked and he found that very amusing (and doable)

i'm so fucking SOREEEE help me

rb and tag your favorite song that's not in english, japanese or korean

Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression. Orgasm acceptance.

to whom am I squeaking

i'm a bad person but i never leave the house so it's fine

talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room

you can't get out that way!

that's not very helpful.

maybe the open window will help.

try the open window instead.