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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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$LAYYYTER
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Cosmic Funnies
shark vs the universe
YOU ARE THE REASON
JBB: An Artblog!
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@thymesignature
"Oh I get a lot of random bruises that I don't know where they come from." That's slightly concerning and you should probably confirm that you know what they're from. You might have a vitamin deficiency or perhaps a disease. However more importantly can I see pictures of them. And also before you fix it if it is something that needs fixing can I please play with your easily bruised body for a normal amount of time. You might not enjoy it but I really, really will.
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it’s actually not misogynistic to say astrology is bogus, and it is indeed way way more misogynistic to believe that things that can’t be proven rationally through science are More Female.
Trans guy going on T, call that Project Male Hairy
it's Ryland Grace's own damn fault for hearing there was a ship named Hail Mary slated for a one-way trip into space and not immediately clocking that it was gonna be "full of Grace" whether he wanted it or not
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i think my favorite thing about trinity santos is how genuinely corny she is. i love how she unironically changes whitaker’s nickname from huckleberry to fuckleberry when she’s upset. i love the exaggerated hand gestures and the way she bows as she makes her dramatic exit saying, “so long, fellow losers”. she is so undeniably cringe that i can’t help but love her
Okay but imagine being the team of Eridian scientists tasked with keeping Erid's Only Human alive for as long as possible while the whole planet's environment is literally trying to kill him. And then Rocky shows up and is like:
“Grace says he would like half of dome to be water.”
“Oh, is necessary for humans to have large amounts of water question?”
Small Eridian equivalent of a sigh. “No. Not needed for life. In fact Grace will die if he falls in water and does not get out.”
“Tell him we give him water in containers that won't kill him. Lots lots lots of water on Erid for Grace to drink.”
“No. Grace say he want water on ground. Also want it with excess sodium chloride compound so it will be unhealthy for drink.”
“WHY QUESTION???”
To celebrate Erid getting their sun back on track, Grace asks for some alcohol. There's a small amount left from the Hail Mary and Rocky offers to take it to the science Eridians to see if they can synthesise more.
“Grace want this liquid for celebration.”
“Of course.” They scan it. “You have wrong liquid. This contain compounds which are poisonous for humans.”
“Yes yes yes. Grace say humans like feeling of being slightly poisoned.”
“WHY QUESTION?????”
Grace is like one of those extremely finicky tropical fish who instantly die if not kept in extremely specific conditions.
Only here the fish can talk and keeps asking you to make it vodka.
anyone have that picture with the 100 pool toy baltos. Its like a modern terracotta army
THEY SHALL PROTECT MY MAUSOLEUM
since its june i wanted to admit that about 3 years ago i made what is probably my biggest contribution to the internet
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little miss echolalia would like to repeat what u just said
little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said
*reblogs a horny post*
*beloved mutual likes or reblogs horny post*
That's right I knew you'd like that you little slut..
I hope the next 4chan post that gets adapted into an indie film is Bridget Forcefem Tulpa
i had to
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isn’t she lovely?
best case scenario Digital Circus gets remembered in a similar way as Steven Universe: a show that was Really Fucking Good and had nuanced characters and interesting things to say, but the audience wasn't quite ready for it and it imploded into a discourse ball. four years from now I expect to see lesbians drawing Jax like she's a renaissance muse the same way people still draw Pearl or Lapis
