How'd you find me?!

HAVE THAT CHARACTER GAIN WEIGHT AS A SIGN OF HEALING: NOW

dom boyfriend who wears a thick collar and leash that is held by a polite-looking sub boyfriend who gets bent over and fucked mercilessly when they're alone

submissive boyfriend holding onto dom's collar and leash when dom is absolutely plowing into sub. sub crying and holding him by the collar, closer and closer and closer. jingle jingle jangle with each pounding of their bodies together. dom wriggling their hands and arms completely under their sub boy's body to hold like a warm fuck toy. hunched over. feverish.

when you find out ppl you never heard of blocked you 😂😂😂😂

it should be socially acceptable to wear whatever type of clothes you want anywhere and i am not kidding

dress is an indicator of status that poor people, people of color, disabled people, some religious people, and women consistently fail to meet due to social prejudice or barriers to acquiring the appropriate clothing

I FORGOT FAT PEOPLE IN MY ORIGINAL REBLOG, DONT REBLOG WITHOUT INCLUDING FAT PEOPLE

Some usamerican friends of mine recently learned the Aussie meaning of snail trail (the line of hair from the bellybutton heading south). They were horrified to say the least

whatever.

i dont caaaaaare

google search how to make someone explode

#INTERSEX TALK MORE NOW AND PLEASE LISTEN

celestia is such a funny character like she's constantly manipulating twilight and friends to do shit instead of just asking and you could arguably frame that as being bc she's a "god" and pushing fate to her design or whatever, except that she engages with the group like a normal and relatable person, which makes it more like villainous machinations, except 90% of this manipulation goes towards things like "I don't want my party to be boring shit again. put my little country girl blorbos in there with zero prep so they fuck it up bad"

you think you've fucked anything up around princess celestia and she's like heh. no worries. all according to keikaku

Celestia instantly makes more sense as a character when you ignore the princess stuff and remember that she's a 1000+ years old wizard. Of course she does manipulative trickster stuff to teach moral lessons and/or cause chaos to amuse herself, that's classic wizard behavior. Of course sometimes she's actually socially awkward and bad at personal relationships and has bad ideas that she thought were good that result in her eating shit embarrassing style, that's classic wizard behavior. Of course she lets the aristocrats and nobles run around being assholes she's still running on wizard advisor programming, she's basically trying to merlin the entire upper class of equestria instead of just a king and some knights. "Yeah uuhhh we'll release the incarnation of chaos himself from his ancient prison because we think this shy girl can be friends with him", terrible plan if you're thinking like a ruler, amazing plan if you're thinking like a wizard. Just look at Canterlot 'Castle' for five seconds and ask yourself if that's in any way a castle. No. Wizard tower, yes. Wizard.

You are so right actually

THIS DRESS ALONE SHOULDVE WON BEST COSTUME BUT IT'S FINE IT'S FINE IM CHILL!!!

some fucking HOCKEY show won best costume over INUK BRIDGERTON??????????

the enemy drank water today. did you?

i drank water three days ago. im several steps ahead of the enemy. this is what it takes to win