carp or caroline | 26 | any pronouns
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⇾ white american lesbian
⇾ f1 mostly & some soccer (merc & chelsea bias but i keep my strongest competition-related grievances to DMs)
⇾ @teamloyalty : sports theory sideblog where I post relevant excerpts, reading lists, and occasionally original analytic writing
⇾ @geoffrard : mcr sideblog (geoff girls stay losing) (real ones know this is not my only bandom-related sideblog)
⇾ ask box & DMs are always open (happy to beta/brainstorm fic anytime with anyone! not just mutuals) and writing requests welcome :)
tags (for perusal or filtering): my fic, carp.meta, f1 gender meta, georgetoto, oscarmark
They ask: George, have you spoken to Toto yet? “No,” she says, and stops speaking to the media.
(sharpen your teeth) sink into me — charlos ; bad sex ; 10k ; rated e [fic post]
The first time Charles hooks up with Carlos, it’s good, and that’s the problem, actually.
where the story ends — galex ; getting together & d/s dynamics ; 4k ; rated m [fic post]
“You trust me, don’t you?”
This question Alex has asked George again and again over the last few days. When Alex booked them a wakeboarding session; when Alex suggests clothes for George to wear out; when Alex pushes him to approach a girl on the beach and ask her to join them at the bar later that night. Always: Don’t you trust me, Georgie?
And always, George’s response, the same one he gives tonight: “Of course I do.”
perfume — carcar & lando ; accidental voyeurism ; 1.8k ; rated m [fic post]
Lando isn’t sure how many more of his baseline assumptions about the world can come into question before his psyche takes permanent damage. Oscar’s a klepto, Carlos only likes guys who smell bad, and they’re shagging. It’s like Lando’s getting gaslit by the universe.
“Charles. Why do you want me to drive you to an omega health clinic.”
“Well,” Charles says, “it is not because I love your driving so much.”
headwind — lestappen ; femslash ; comphet ; first time ; 7k ; rated e [fic post]
Charles has always known who to be around Max.
stop me if you’ve heard this one before — charlos / carlando ; charles & lando ; meetup at the abortion (funny edition) ; 3k ; rated m [fic post]
Two Formula 1 drivers walk into an abortion clinic…
funny little frog in my throat — choscar ; girl!charles ; 5k ; rated e ; incomplete (1/2) [fic post]
Charles has boobs. Oscar has let this fact torture him for years.
this is the gift — maxiel ; forced feminization ; trans themes; girl!daniel ; 11k ; rated e [fic post] [fic tag]
“Ok, sure. So you, like, tripped and snuck into my motorhome to run your grubby little hands all over my G-strings on accident. Yeah?”
“Please don’t tell my dad,” Max says.
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Reid's absolute refusal to critically examine her worldview stops being funny by the second time she writes something racist towards Asians and starts getting grating every time she attempts to bring up Russia and immigration. Her vision of the world - of geopolitics, of hockey, of immigrants and race - is so narrowly focused on her perspective of a White cis woman in Canada as some neutral default that I genuinely started to believe that I was playing a joke on myself and somehow found a fake copy.
Her attempts to write anything outside of her purview only demonstrate how little she understands of the world and her own place in it. Whether it's an immigrant from a geopolitical threat, a racialised minority, or queerness in a space of violent homophobia, the way these complex topics are written only belies how mainstream her perspective really is - how easily and unquestionably she's accepted the system of power that exists around her.
For someone who thinks she's a radical or offering any critique, she sure as hell doesn't seem to know what the system she's trying to criticise.
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Announcement: f1 pussy curse fest is coming NEXT MONTH
What is it?
An f1 fest focused on one of our most beautiful tropes, the pussy curse and its close cousin, turned into a girl. It will be a chill promt based fest that also allows you to do your own thing and there will be no minimum wordcount.
Wait what's a pussy curse?
Pussy curse or 'woke up with a pussy' is a trope where a character who previously didn't have a pussy suddenly gets one. It's a flexible trope that allows for any cause of a sudden pussy and any method of getting their dick back, though orgasm or getting fucked are common ones. Sometimes the curse is known to characters and sometimes it's a surprise new pussy and they have to figure out what to do. This trope encompasses any sudden magical genital change.
When will it happen?
Promting and sign-ups open: July 15
Prompting closes: August 15
Reveals: October 15
Who is behind this?
@the-odds-are-there and @forcederror
Please spread the word!! Reblog and tell all your friends and discord servers!!
was curious to see what the freaks in the wag snark subreddit had to say about a post of yours and forgot how much mental damage being in there gives you. i swear it's like they want those women dead
the post was actually taken down by op pretty soon after i got that ask! actually the response was ok, the commenters said that they appreciated tumblr’s nuanced attitude towards WAGs LOL. actually more than one commenter said this….. when f1wagssnark is so vile that tumblr’s treatment of wags starts looking nuanced
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everyones trying to divine rpf proof from like wow they looked at each other in a joint interview or performed for a crowd together the real rpf proof is when they stop speaking to each other
give me the edition of the book with five introductions that establish the historical context and the critical and popular reception
show me the photograph the way it looked when it originally appeared in newspapers in 1949
show me the painting with several paragraphs about the artist’s motivation, education, class, race, nationality, gender, religion, sexual orientation, and political affiliation
show me the underlying socioeconomic conditions that contributed to this historical event
Geoff Rikcly (foreground) and Tucker Rule (background) of Thursday on their tour with Coheed and Cambria and Thrice, October/November 2003 (photo by Justin Borucki)
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