carp or caroline | 27 | any pronouns
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⇾ f1 mostly & some soccer (merc & chelsea bias but i keep my strongest competition-related grievances to DMs)
⇾ @teamloyalty : sports theory sideblog where I post relevant excerpts, reading lists, and occasionally original analytic writing
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tags (for perusal or filtering): my fic, carp.meta, f1 gender meta, georgetoto, oscarmark
They ask: George, have you spoken to Toto yet? “No,” she says, and stops speaking to the media.
(sharpen your teeth) sink into me — charlos ; bad sex ; 10k ; rated e [fic post]
The first time Charles hooks up with Carlos, it’s good, and that’s the problem, actually.
where the story ends — galex ; getting together & d/s dynamics ; 4k ; rated m [fic post]
“You trust me, don’t you?”
This question Alex has asked George again and again over the last few days. When Alex booked them a wakeboarding session; when Alex suggests clothes for George to wear out; when Alex pushes him to approach a girl on the beach and ask her to join them at the bar later that night. Always: Don’t you trust me, Georgie?
And always, George’s response, the same one he gives tonight: “Of course I do.”
perfume — carcar & lando ; accidental voyeurism ; 1.8k ; rated m [fic post]
Lando isn’t sure how many more of his baseline assumptions about the world can come into question before his psyche takes permanent damage. Oscar’s a klepto, Carlos only likes guys who smell bad, and they’re shagging. It’s like Lando’s getting gaslit by the universe.
“Charles. Why do you want me to drive you to an omega health clinic.”
“Well,” Charles says, “it is not because I love your driving so much.”
headwind — lestappen ; femslash ; comphet ; first time ; 7k ; rated e [fic post]
Charles has always known who to be around Max.
stop me if you’ve heard this one before — charlos / carlando ; charles & lando ; meetup at the abortion (funny edition) ; 3k ; rated m [fic post]
Two Formula 1 drivers walk into an abortion clinic…
funny little frog in my throat — choscar ; girl!charles ; 5k ; rated e ; incomplete (1/2) [fic post]
Charles has boobs. Oscar has let this fact torture him for years.
this is the gift — maxiel ; forced feminization ; trans themes; girl!daniel ; 11k ; rated e [fic post] [fic tag]
“Ok, sure. So you, like, tripped and snuck into my motorhome to run your grubby little hands all over my G-strings on accident. Yeah?”
“Please don’t tell my dad,” Max says.
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every year you think the most batshit thing will be maxf and lando posted by their girlfriends making out with tongues or whatever but no, it's always those freaks in the house of mercedes doing intergenerational high court polycule in ways any inbred french royal pervert couldn't have even imagined
Ao3 version that lets you open the 'director's cut' where I, the author, explain every detail in excruciating detail to you and what it is in reference to.
David Foster Wallace, "Tennis Player Michael Joyce’s Professional Artistry as a Paradigm of Certain Stuff about Choice, Freedom, Limitation, Joy, Grotesquerie, and Human Completeness" in String Theory
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since football and football have the same names i think we should resolve this with my new sport Definitive Football, detailed thusly:
the field is a standard football field including the goals, goalposts, and end zones
there are four teams: two football teams, and two football teams
the two football teams play football and follow all the usual rules for it
the two football teams play football and follow all the usual rules for it
at the same time
on the same field
while dodging around the teams playing the other football
either football can be interacted with by either team as if it were their football, including all rules for how they can interact with it and how they can score with it
seeing all the new football fans getting into the entry level football rpf pairings that everyone goes through before they discover their particular niche pairing that only like 3 other ppl like...
Ijbol Ur so real for this especially the Kimi part. Have we considered that Kimi was actually the only normal one and now he's spent more than a yr in Merc he is slowly thinking that mercest is fucking normal. Like theyre right where they wanna be I fearrrrr
did we forget toto bear in kimi’s bedroom. he never had a chance to be normal
also for the record i am like completely unconcerned about toto and kimi and max on vacation together. i continue to point out that george spends literally plenty of time with toto susie etc outside of work and would not be scandalized or emotionally affected by this. why would he want to be there. he’s probably off doing challengers type shit with carmen and whichever man she’s asking him to kiss
hello! i'm officially opening a new FOOTBALL RPF PROMPT (AND/OR KINK) MEME HERE and i invite you to leave a prompt or write a fic, as short or as long as you want to.
it's open to any and all prompts regardless of team or ship, active or retired players.
new season, new yaoi, would love to see you over at the meme!
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