𝐒𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐎𝐌𝐁!

"Well if you also sleep in the nude feel free to strip and get comfortable." She smiles as she crawls over to lay down on her husband's side of the bed before patting her usual side, offering it to him.

STRIP DOWN!? She said it sooo calmly..why was he nervous now?? He’s fought against a demon that threatened his entire family! He went toe to toe against the yakuza soo why was it that this woman’s words had him so hesitant? This should be nothing more than just a scheme to see her naked..and he did, now all that was left to keep her that way and maybe seduce her to the point she’d give herself over to him and this kink of his would be satiated.

That’s it. He’s wanted this for so many months and now that it’s here…shit, was he actually falling for this woman?? Does the story of how her husband had left her alone soften him up?? Ugh.. ‘head in the game Yusuke’ He coaches himself in his head. “Yeah..yer right..” He spoke softly as he slowly dropped his clothing..but he kept his back against the wall. There’s of course the print of cranes..if she saw that crap..then that’s it for him, he’d be nothing but a criminal in the education system.

“Besides, it can’t be sugar and rainbows for ya down here anyway.” He said with a light chuckle, leaving his lips as he gently takes his wife by the hand and from their big empty bedroom within Tourin’s palace, they’d step into a rift that leads them into the land of the humans or home away from home as Yusuke would call it. The air was lighter, the atmosphere as well, and the sky blue in contrast with Makai’s crimson sky.

"Wha—Wait you're really gonna go? I may not look it but I'm more durable than I look!" She stands up to grab his hand to try and stop him from leaving. "Even when I do it in dreams I still wake up to a mess... If you just leave looking clean people are gonna think something's up." Ugh way to not sound desperate. But hey this could be her one and only chance to sleep with the boy she liked since middle school.

"Are ya serious?? I'm literally giving you an out." That's usually what the new night girls loved to hear, or at least he expected they'd like to hear they weren't going to be used for the night. But here she is, practically doing everything in her power to make sure that something happens.

"For real!? Well consider me a happy bum then!~ I hope you're ready to never be able to get rid of me." She grins from ear to ear before she starts to eat the meal he carefully prepared. "Uwaaaah sugei.... Oh man this is so good, yet you're stuck with me now I'm gonna be that little parasite you'll never be able to get rid of now." She was grinning from ear to ear as some miso dripped down her chin. Hoo boy she sure was a messy eater when she got into it.

It's always a blessing to hear others enjoying his meal especially when the person expresses living their life as a bum to mooch off his cooking and hospitality. "How'd ya expect me t' get a girlfriend if she's gonna come over only t'find out I've already got a hottie at home??"

Oh, what a deliciously deranged mind he had. The thought of it, of him taking her only because she’d let him, made her laugh under her breath. The kind of laugh that tasted like sin. Forbidden. Astaria bit her lip, savouring the ache that came from imagining it play out, the thrill of surrender she could always snatch back at will.

She’d lived through real horrors before, and that was precisely what made this different. Because she knew Yusuke… knew that even his most wicked fantasies would never trespass her boundaries. It was a game, one that only worked because she trusted him to play it right.

“I like that…” Astaria relinquished the vicious assault on her bottom lip from all that biting, crimson eyes pinning Yusuke’s under their ravenous stare. “And if I scream? If I kick up a fuss?”

The question wasn’t fear. It was an invitation.

“If yer kickin’ and screamin’ I’d have t’ gag y- hold on…yer enjoyin’ this aren’t ya?” The way she stepped closer and her breath vibrating across his flesh with every word she spoke clued him in. God his woman was a freak and he’s really enjoying that aspect about her as well. Did that mean she’s corrupting him as well? Hrmmm, well he’s always been impressionable. 

“Awww man…definitely wanted t’ get a good taste of pie tonight..now that I’m awake.” The again, this was probably his doing, all of that hard work and he put in even harder work for the sake of actually passing this damned test. That damn Iwamoto is always finding ways to screw up his damn life. 

"Mrpphhh..." He swallowed the takoyaki that they've bought from a street vendor and the way Yusuke had to fight to not make a scene because of how horrible it tasted. It was like trying to eat a rotten egg..and trash. He'd thank the vendor and made his way towards the the alley so he could spit the portion of food from his mouth. "That's the most disgustin' thing I've ever tasted. What the hell..is Kashi losin' his touch or somethin'??" If his wife were to sample it she'd find it tastes alright..in fact it's probably the man's best takoyaki to date.

Little does Yusuke know, ever since he's been separated from his younger half..the little humanity that was spared in him, his tastebuds have fully converted into those of a Mazoku's. Now he couldn't stomach any other meat than human flesh..which is something he's going to find out.

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"Really it tastes bad???" Curious she steals a ball and pops it inside of her mouth. Outside of it being molten on the inside the flavor was perfect. Probably some of Kashi's best. "Hon' you sure yer not sick or something? It tastes perfectly fine to me." There's been some odd diferences ever since his demon and human half split up... Maybe it's worth bringing the two into the clinic to do a welness check?

"What do you think dumb-dumb? Or should I remind you about that other dream where you pinned me down in some big arena surrounded by demons and had your way with me? You were so aggressive in that one you must have been going through a rough time." There must have been something big going on for him to dream of a crazy place like that (the dark tournament).

"Tch, I got money now.." Well..not really, the family's got the money and so far he was nothing more than just a lowly loan shark.

"Why does it sound like yer gonna tell me that you're the one who's been giving me those dreams?" Ugh, it didn't just sound like it..she is the culprit. Sooo..wait..that's what she's been doing?? "Wait..if that's what you're doin' then yer not even a hooker. You just make people believe ya are and then make 'em dream of fuckin' ya."

"Well ain't this something." Yumeko chuckles as she sits on the bed of the love hotel next to the man she was supposed to be 'catering' to for the night. "When one of my regular customers asked me to do a special little favor and help a friend of his lose his virginity I didn't expect it to be you." Wasn't Yusuke Urameshi supposed to be dead? What's he doing going around calling himself Tsuru Koichi? Was that why he dropped out? To get into the Yakuza? Well it's not like she's much better, not long after dropping out in high school she wound up in prostitution to make money and help out her mom. Not her proudest moment but she's not ashamed of it. ➥ 𝗨𝗡𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗧𝗘𝗗 / always accepting

“Shhhh!!! Geez, why don’t ya open up yer trap a little louder? Because I’m not sure the hookers in 202 heard ya!!” If there’s one thing he’s also learned in makai was the fact that the walls have ears. The enemy is always listening so the less of his secret she’d have to spill, the better. Besides that whole ‘dying thing’ was all so Keiko could remain blameless..too bad he had to sacrifice his entire life. “I’m not even gonna ask how you managed t’ recognize me. Hell, I dyed..and wear my hair out now.” Was it those damn brown eyes of his?? Or perhaps it’s just that mean mug.

"Wait... You don't want to be here and have sex? Or do you not want to be here in general?" Because if it was the latter she'd be a little bummed, if there was anyone she wouldn't mind giving her real first time to it would be him.

That does bring back old memories of him seeing her in his dreams..it was a day like no other where he’d be sleeping on the roof the the wet dream of her was..way too real. Though he knew it was nothing but a dream because the knockers she had in that lil fantasy were definitely dream-made.