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Yuu stiffens up the moment she hears Keiko's voice. Crap it's the class president! They're gonna get in trouble... For...... Sure? The albino blinked slightly confused as they weren't reprimanded but instead she greets her with a smile. She was expecting her to freak out the second she finds out she wasn't a boy but a girl but the brunette wasn't at all perturbed. Was she used to this kind of thing from Yusuke? Just how close were these two?
Her questions were sort of answered when she brazenly pulls his cheeks. Oh wow they look so soft and stretchy.... Now she wanted to to pull and tug at them. No she shouldn't do that that's something you can only do to friends.
"Wait really? You'd really lend me your old uniform? Thank you! Yes I can definitely swing by after school today!" Yuu's eyes light up as she bows respectfully to the class head. She didn't want to count her eggs before they hatch but she was over the moon at the possibility of finally getting to be out of the boys uniform. "You're the best Urameshi-san!" Either she doesn't notice the walls being put back up or she saw them as a challenge because she reaches over and takes his rough calloused hands into her and holds them. "You're really saving me by helping me out this you have no idea I promise I'll find a way to pay you back."
While the girls were looking at him with confusion and wariness, Yuu's perception of him has completely changed. He was definitely a punk and a pervert but there was kindness hidden underneath. There was no doubt in her mind that those rumors about him being the Akuma were nothing more than rumors. "Can I still rely on your protection services for a little bit after I get the right uniform? Knowing my luck I'll probably get harassed for a little bit since I've been wearing the boys uniform for this long." The sudden switch up was bound to be jarring for some students who thought she was a boy this whole time. Hell some of the teachers even thought she was a boy.
Yusuke’s eyes spotted Botan floating along the other students in her reiki form so she easily went unnoticed by the other students. After all she was nothing more than a spirit and that meant it was time for work, so he needed to cut this little reunion short “Of course, if ya got the three hundred yen then ya can count of me t’ knock anyone out who messes with ya.” Yusuke spoke with a smirk on his face before holding his back and leaving the area.
“That’s still extortion you know…even if it is petty extortion.” She said towards the boy who paid her no mind of course. “You might as well just make it free because it’s obvious that you’re just a cuddly bear.” More fun poking at that reputation he wears like armor.
Yusuke only raises his arm in the air, holding the bag as a sort of ‘goodbye Keiko’ gesture as he walks towards the girl with the pink Kimono. They’d share a glance and from there walk straight out of the school. Once again, cutting plans short just to go off on his own.
Now that they ere alone, Keiko took the opportunity to start a conversation with the girl. "You know...I didn't know Yusuke was close to anyone in this school besides me or Kuwabara."
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The moment a tall blond answered the door the young girl had lost ALL COURAGE. She'd rehearsed this for hours..days even..and yet she was still..frozen stiff..nervous. "U--um..is this Urameshi residence?? My name is Takayami Makoto..I- you can say I'm an acquaintance of Urameshi.." An acquaintance she says, but she looked young, probably a middle school girl. (Yusuke could have just woken up from his coma a few months agoo. WHEN did they get married in main?)
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"Oh, well hello there miss Makoto, what could the Urameshi residence do for ya?" She spoke gently to the young girl as she kneels down so she wouldn't intimidate the poor thing. "I'm a close friend of Yusuke's, my name is Tania it's nice to meet you sweetpea." A gentle smile was given to the young girl. "He should be out in the backyard, do you want me to get him?" She must have heard about his detective work somewhere and probably had a case for the young man.
"Hey Daffodil could you come on out? There's someone here to see you!"
"A close friend..." She seemed rather cozy, she was dresed soo casually as though she stayed here regularly..however nothing could prepare Makoto for what she saw next. The moment Yusuke stepped into the room her eyes shift in utter shock..then anger. "Keiji...what are you- hold on.." Okay there's no doubt that the man looked like her father but..he's so much younger..and those eyes..they're alot softer..no way..Urameshi-san?" She asked confused.
"In the flesh..you said the name Keiji when ya saw me..that's..my's my old man's name..God don't tell me yer one of his sugar babies or something." There's a pout on Yusuke's face.
"NO!!!" She said so quickly. "I'm your sister dummy!! Well half-sister. That rotten bastard knocked up my mother. I did..research on him and found out that he had another son..a firstborn..ten years older than me. "My name is Takayami Makoto..but if I'd keep that bastard name then it'd be Nishikiyama Makoto..like yours would be Nishikiyama Yusuke." She spoke
To say this was a revelation for yusuke was an understatement. After all who would lie about being that bastard's child. Considering the way she spoke about him..he was a deadbeat to her too. "Let's say I believe ya..what..are ya here so we could get t'gether for a sunday hotpot?" Whenever his father was involved, there was always a way for him to be a little hostile, but still, he wonders if she only looked for him to stir some kind of trouble.
@fuwxyume sent an ask: i thought you'd left. ➥ THE MORNING AFTER PROMPTS. / accepting
“Out of my own dorm?” He asked with a raised brow, although from his tone she could tell that he’s incredibly playful. It had finally happened, after all the flirting and probable gossip among them, they’ve finally done it. The captain of the basketball team and the school’s captain of the women’s volleyball team had landed a night together. Too bad the school couldn’t possibly know just how many times it could have already happened now that they’re roommates.
“Gotta say though I’m impressed..at first I figured you bein’ human and all..I’d end up breakin’ ya. Turns out you could really take a pounding.” The choice of words, they were..definitely on purpose.
@tenshukurai sent an ask: your feet are cold. + 2.spoon. ➥ THE MORNING AFTER PROMPTS. / accepting
If her school hated her before, they were going to outright disown her. Eh, it’d only mean he needed to up the protection for her. While he himself couldn’t do anything conspicuous, it doesn’t mean he couldn’t make a few old calls. Maybe he might get her to walk with a certain plant that could paralyze people..or maybe he’d have a tall bodyguard watch her every move on campus, letting her enemies know that THEY ARE the ones being watched..either way..he’s not going to think of any of that now and just enjoy the moment.
After all, the two had their first round of sex..and before officially dating. Ha, amazing how comforting someone is when they’re feeling vulnerable brings you into their dorm. Hmmm, maybe it would be the best time to get up and go make her or THEM some breakfast..so Yusuke slowly rolls away from her body, and it’s as if something in her that senses the lack of warmth his body brought her, and she’d quickly reach for him like a clingy cat.
Delicate fingers finding his chest as she’d pull him back, her back smooshed into his back and their feet coiled..however, there was a little comment that left her lips. “Maybe a round three would help warm my feet right up.”
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@deathblossomed sent an ask: "you look cute first thing in the morning." ➥ THE MORNING AFTER PROMPTS. / accepting
His hair was a mess, there were stains of her lipstick over his cheek, lips and neck..along with a couple of bite marks that she had left on him. Yusuke’s also pretty sure there’s a dumb look on his face because it’s soo early in the morning (9AM), or at least early after they’ve had their first night of actual sexual intercourse. Might have started off awkward but once they’ve both found their groove and comfort, it was just fireworks thereafter.
Nothing but pleasant memories filled Yusuke’s mind of the night before as he’d rub the back of his neck..a little sheepish because of her genuine (and untrue) comment. Shit, there was also a smile on his face..a grin, was this what it felt like to experience pure joy?? The feeling of certainty that Botan truly loves him, and he loves her..it was scary to think anyone else could ever mean this much to him because it’s something he never wanted to lose.
But shit..what does he say to her statement? Eyes shyly shift away from her momentarily before they’d refocus back onto her. “I’m..no I’m not.” Crap..he must have sounded so much like a jdrama cream cup. When the hell has he ever been this soft?? Where was his bravado?? Where was the cockiness?!? Yusuke felt utterly powerless the more he peered into those wonderful lavender hues of hers.
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She wanted to surprise him with a bathing suit she bought?? Ha, Yusuke is always up for surprises. And so he stood patiently at the other side of the door until he heard the verbal confirmation that he’s allowed to step forth into the room. He arrived and saw her within the bikini..for one thing they hardly go to the beach so her buying this was one huge step up already, tons of bravery. And the confidence to get a two-piece bathing suit?? His beloved is getting bolder.
His head cocks to the side, in all honesty, she’s never been more beautiful in this moment. To the point that Yusuke was a little speechless until he’d finally whistled. “Yer lookin’ pretty hot there No-...” Oh, a suit malfunction!! Amaterasu surely is smiling on him if she’s granting him this level of fortune. Just before she’s covered herself his eyes had already caught all that he needed to see.
“Oh damn, I didn’t think I’d have that kinda effect on ya Noah.” There’s his incredibly cheesy smile after making the teasing statement.
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Yusuke was the man with the connections..or really just the fortunate man who just happens to be in the right place at the right time to help people. After saving a man from a rather embarrassing predicament, Yusuke was given a very exclusive card that allowed him a limited expense stay within Honolulu’s most exquisite hotels for the weekend. It was just two days of R and R for both of them, and right now it looks like Yumeko was interested in the hot tub.
The former detective stood nude with nothing but a towel around his waist. (doesn’t know you need to go into these wearing bathing suits). “You sure it’s this you’d wanna choose?? Ya know with your..Nacropulsy? (says it wrong cause he’s dumb). You’ll just up and pass out in there..but lucky for you, the greatest detective is on the job t’ make sure that doesn’t happen.” He spoke as he looked at her in the water and smirks. “Nice floaties by the way.”
This was one of the sides of him he’d never want her to see, but hey, things happen in the city. Gang violence has been one of the things that’s plagued the streets as of now and well it was a matter of time before Yusuke would have to come clean regarding his business as a man who operated in a food truck. The water along his knuckles does feel great, though; it was a comfort from the bulging pain he’d feel every now and then.
Where he’d wince is when she added the frozen peas against the cuts on his face. It stung like a son of a bitch he’d say, Yusuke would rather live with the cut being covered by a bandage than to go through the whole ‘disinfecting’ process. However, once she had left he’d hold the veggies against his cut with his own hand and sat down on her toilet set to await further treatment.
“A concussion?” He scoffs at the idea of him actually getting a concussion. “please..me?? Though if yer really that worried you could always jus’ let me grope ya. And ah-ah-aah-” He tries to silence any perverted remarks. “Jus’ the other day I was lookin’ only and the egghead scientists say that cuppin’ a pair of breasts lets out some kinda..what’s the word? Chemical into the brain that heals the body. So..don’t knock it ‘til we try it.” He playfully wiggles his eyebrows..then he made the mistake of chuckling and had to cough before clutching his side in pain. “Ow..hurts t’ laugh..”
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A small gasp leaves her lips as she feels his fingertips brush against her folds. And just as he pointed out there was indeed a slick arousal leaking. "H-hey.... It's not my fault. I'm naked and nearly sandwiched between two hot boys." Kore tries to act casual but she was having a hard time not biting on her lips to suppress her lewd voice. "I-It'd be hard not to at least get a little wet in a situation like this...ah!" She turns her head to the side to hide her blushing face as she accidentally let a loud moan slip. How embarrassing, to be watched by two men as her pussy was played with. Even more so when she could her how wet she was already getting.
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"....No its....no one but me can use a creature or monster's soul like that. You need to have a power called Dominance and only myself and Dracula, my past self, have that. I suppose Walter, too, but my past self took all of his powers when we stole his soul to become a vampire---"
but that was too much for Soma to dive into and he really had no brain power to process the absolute trauma and bullshit his past self did.
"I---snow bear? And I can try, but I've always been....adversed to blood. For reasons."
“An ability called dominance?? What’re ya doin’ spankin’ the monsters and makin’ ‘em call ya daddy?? Ya gotta admit that..a really strange name for an ability. Why not just call it somethin’ like beast tamer or somethin’ like that. Makes it sound less like yer askin’ the monsters if they’ve been naughty.”
LOL I swear one day i'm gonna rewatch ALL of Rover's fights and count how many times he's tossed his weapon at the enemy because that SEEMS to be his go-to method. Sir you wield a scythe and a sword NOT a boomerang. You ain't the fourth hokage.
"It doesn't but it don't mean im not pissed at ya for lyin'." Honestly she's surprised he's not panicking about getting caught. Why did he look so relieved? "With the cat outta the bag ya better start spillin' the beans and tell me the truth."
"The truth?? Well that'd have t' wait. I won't be working tonight sooo expect me t' shown up after sunset." He smiles and gives her a little wink, as there were other students ahead of him pretty much waiting for him at this point, they all had nasty looks on their faces in comparison to Yusuke's happy expression. "Right now we're gonna deal with some guy talk, and then I'll meet ya afterward, promise." He said as he waked..no skips away with a giddy smile on his face. He hasn't had a good brawl in a looong time.
"Thanks," She mumbled before wrapping the coat tightly around her shoulders. Oh she can smell his cologne... What a nice scent. Though it was slightly dampened by the scent of cigarettes'. Oh well no one's perfect. At least he'd probably look cool while smoking.. Ugh what a hottie.
"I'm usually not this clumsy, I swear you've seen nothing but my embarrassing sides—CREAM!?" She instinctively covers her chest with a fierce blush on her face. "You pervert... I always knew men in business suits like you were nothing but freaky pervs."
"Well I'm not gonna try t' convince ya that I'm some kinda monk, but I can tell ya, that if I was as bad as ya say I am then things would've gone completely different the first time we met when I bought that book a few days ago. You would've definitely woken up a little stickier..but as you can see there's lines that even I won't cross." He said as he tucked his hands in his pockets.. "Just try not t' stay with this one too long." Tsuru said as he gently pokes her within the center of her forehead. "Got some stuff t' handle in the office."
"Pfft freak me out? Never. I've seen way weirder than that. If anything I'm jealous. You're successful and taking the time to learn other languages... Meanwhile I couldn't even finish high school." She admits sheepishly as she twirled her straw in her drink. "I just thought you'd be the kinda guy who'd wanna hang out with girls with a higher gpa and closer to your tax bracket is all. N-not to say that I'm not happy that you invited me to hang out! Just surprised."
"I bet I can challenge that..when it comes t' seein' weird things I mean." He said with a smile on his face. "don't go puttin' me on a pedestal or anythin'. At least you made it t' highschool. I went t' work directly after Middle school..and even then that I finished late because of..a family emergency. From there I pretty much worked until I had this little noodle cart. But eventually that went t' hell. Now I'm just a corporate pencil pusher." He said as he leaned his chin upon the table. He's never had to spew so many lies since he was seventeen. "Well I'm glad I did..maybe I'm hopin' you'd be clumsy with your drink this time around too."
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1 ) A television series I recently enjoyed is: Manifest (it gives me lost feels but honestly I'm there for Josh Dallas)
2 ) A meal or food that brings me the most comfort is: Bring me some scrambled eggs or mashed potatoes though..specificaclly made without milk and honey.
3 ) 1 - 3 songs I've had on repeat lately are: Yungblud - Abyss, Zach B - Not a Loser, Kanye - Violent crimes. You'd mostly hear me at work strugglin' with the extra hours singin' 'saaaAAAAAaave me life!!' To the point the peeps are singing it too.
4 ) My favorite go-to hobbies or pastimes are: Writing on here or discord with the homies, reading one or two of my fnaf books, just..walking really and video games.
5 ) The pets I have at home (if applicable) are: The two dogs who aren't mine XD
6 ) The app on my phone with the most screentime is: Discord and Tiktok most likely, youtube has a close second with Tiktok.
7 ) Something that always gives me heavy nostalgia is: Any movie from back in the day really, whether it's disney, Home alone, Elf, the OG Star Wars trilogy. Makes me feel old.
8 ) The earliest fandom I can remember joining was: Dragonball Z, it was on an old website called vidilife, then crept onto myspace and beyond. (Holla if ANY of these sites ring a bell in your old brain.)
9 ) My zodiac sign is: Leo & in my opinion, it should be: I'm a pisces, corny ass sign but I like to claim that I'm omega cause it's the last number. Though I wished I was a Leo for aesthetic reasons really.
10 ) The last book I finished reading was: Pizzaplex: Lally's Game
11 ) My Chinese zodiac animal is a: Snake
12 ) My opinions on ghosts & hauntings are: I for one believe in it deeply, I've never been in a situation like that myself (Thank GOD) but I honestly do believe there are forces ya really can't explain but feel like you should put a scientific spin to it just so your brain doesn't spiral. Because that's what they love, freaking you the fuck out. Take away that strength.
13 ) A few of my all-time favorite films are: Child's play, Saws 1-2, Don't scream, Star Wars return of the jedi, Free Willy, Elf, Spider-man 2, Jennifer's body, Anaconda (first one), The mummy franchise, Black phone, Five nights at Freddy's, Abigail, Get out, Us.
14 ) If I could cast an actor to play myself, it would be: Lil Rel Howery or Kenan Thompson cold capture my chaos PERFECTLY.
15 ) I'm currently obsessed with: Gekishin Squadra.
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"Yusuke..."
Scruff tickled the column of her neck, but rather than a bout of laughter and pulling away, a breathy sound escaped her, eyes fluttering. He was doing that thing again, using quips in place of sentimentality, and if he thought he was getting away with it -- well, he could be right, depending on how this ended. For now, Yoimiya held steadfast, somewhat literally as she brought his hand to her lips. Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss to every finger, then to every joint, the space in-between, the length of his wrist. She could do this any day, and the thirst would build all the same, the urge to kiss every inch of skin 'till every broken bit was repaired.
"And I always said you were silly for that," she managed, having temporarily halted her spree. "'Cause if beauty would make you go blind, a look in the mirror would've done that years ago!"
Before she's able to compliment her (improved!) bedroom talk, Yoimiya's lips were captured; smooth, his lips were always so smooth, and were she in the same boat? That would be one thing, one sensation, she would never depart. Its memory could never be written over, scrubbed 'till raw, replaced -- she would always crave it. Warm hands drift from their hold to now steady his face, to cup Yusuke's gaunt cheeks, ones she swears to return the heat to.
Situating herself more comfortably atop her makeshift throne, she parts... if only for a moment, a twitch in her brow. She needs to be more... seductive. Play a more active role, though she'd argue she often did -- because Yusuke needs that, needs... touch, feeling. Something to grasp onto in the dark. Nudging her nose along his throat, she nips, then soothes with a kiss. Not enough to bruise, but enough to feel.
"I know you haven't," she counters with a flick of her tongue, because he's being mean to himself, and she doesn't like it... in hindsight, that's more of a reward than a punishment. "Even if this was our first time... ever, with us, with anyone, you'd still blow me away. Pleasedon'tgiggleatthatwordingI'mtryingtobesexyhere."
“Huh, listen t’ you being smooth.” He spoke softly as his kisses trails along her neck softly. The fact that she still thinks his pretty..he doesn’t even know how the acident affected him in a visual sense. The compound that had spilled in his face..yusuke never asked because he never wanted to know what was left of his face especially when the doctors told him ‘the burns will heal over time’. BURNS.
The chemicals had only burnt the area around his eyes but Yusuke’s imagination took it further than it needed to be. However, in this moment he needn’t think about such things, never needing to focus on anything besides his beloved right now, and oh she’s taking the reins. Letting him know that it’s indeed her turn to please him.
And she’s doing excellently. Little soft sighs of pleasure left his lips before he’d then stop himself from laughing because of that ‘blow me away’. A perverse side of him was held back so he doesn’t make a follow-up comment. “I gotta say..least yer pervy banter’s gettin’ better. I guess that’s…mgh..my fault, can’t have ya innocent forever.”
