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what is stranger things about?

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how three American teen boys somehow have a 900 dollar lace front in their costume trunk and it is laid mama

Looking

#my gifs #faberge baby

Lookin

#Kate bush

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Grabbing an elf by the ears like handlebars and riding them but not like in a sexual way i just crash into a wall killing us both

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recently saw this screenshot in the wild and lost my mind because i knew it wasnt supposed to say girl. its ladykins. its get off the cross ladykins. i know this because ladykins is not something my brain could make up and i remember ladykins. and i was sincerely wondering if someone put in the work to censor ladykins for some inscrutable purposes but then i looked it up and

turns out that actually rupaul made the same tweet twice with 1 word changed 8 months apart. he meditated on this for 8 months and 5 days and the word ladykins came to him. i initially thought he copy pasted the first tweet but i dont think thats true anymore i dont think he was operating with any memory of the first tweet i think these words were always in him and will always be. second tweet did way worse by the way. the people did not respond to ladykins

Gonna pay for a VIP meet and greet for the LPOTL hosts next time they tour near here so I can personally beg them to stop recording their fucking book club bullshit when I’m dying for the next part of a series

how much longer can crochet vendors pretend their market isn’t terribly terribly oversaturated and that in a recession nobody wants to pay seventy fucking dollars for a lumpy frog plush

coworker I can’t stand admitted she’s been serving alcohol to her under 21 friends, should I fuck with her

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think i’m gonna call it off,

even if i drink a duff,

i just wanna love someone who calls me ‘homie’

you can have an eldest son named bart,

drink a couple duffs cause you’re homer simpson

you can say that lisa’s very smart

drink another duff cause you’re homer simpson

good luck bart

well good luck bart

you have to stop at moe’s cause you’re homer simpson

good luck bart

well good luck bart

you have a wife called marge cause you’re homer simpson

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i did not warm up my voice at all for this, enjoy

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happy near 10k notes, good luck bart ♥

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I love when someone is explaining instructions to a group I’m in and they look at me and it reminds them to say something about using preferred names/pronouns or that there’s vegan food options available. I go by my given name/pronouns and I’m not vegan but I’m proud that I can provide this service

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#yeah I’m the pronoun prompt

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the one addition that truly makes this clip even more powerful is knowing that Mr Sterling is this guy:

I am in awe trying to imagine the sheer levels of non sequiturs they would be able to produce together.

like. what even happens in 2 years.

hey guys I know this is the hormonal problems speaking but I’m feeling less and less hope for the future every single day

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integrity-curious

was talking to my dad earlier about a movie he wants to watch with me (heat 1995) and he was like "oh did you know, this was the first movie ever that starred both robert deniro and al pacino together" and i almost went "wait weren't they both in goncharov tho" before i Remembered.

what am I doing or saying that makes people think shit and cum humor appeals to me. stop that.

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