Gay Person Doing Gay Person Things

May you be deeply loved, well-rested, and genuinely at peace.

Are they like..... Yknow.... [Goes to do a hand gesture but forgets I'm a wizard and I accidentally cast Lv50 lightning bolt]

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

Having seen some births now i can say that dog birth is amazing cos they just slip n slide out one after the other like a little conveyor belt. And theyre so little and unformed. And then UNGULATE BIRTHS ... are amazing for the opposite reason which is that 10mins after being born they are filing their taxes. Unless they are goats, in which case they are committing tax fraud instead

Goats are what is called a precocial species, which means that shortly after birth they are able to do many thimgs on their own, such as standing, walking, eating, and embezzlement

omg let's all forgive ourselves 😻

I need to be punished

what’s the punchline here

wait

more women should have the body of a snake imo

more women should have 4 arms

"best I can do is going above and beyond the call of duty"

The older I get, the stayer I home.

Home based.