huddled up

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

you’ are biased against my skull

i’m not having this argument again man

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

Hey faggot come here let's cuddle

cradling the em dash in my hands what the fuck have they done to you

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

Being crazy about a piece of media for any amount of time will leave a weird mark on you forever because years later you’ll see someone posting something about it like “can we talk about this frame” and you’ll be like “ah that frame. i know all about that frame. I was once a scholar of that frame.”

i think people forget that being trans makes you an oppressed minority more vulnerable to societal and monetary abuse. like sorry i just don't get what is so fucking funny. im a guy in a well-off situation in no need of mutual aid but when my friends go homeless and are begging for food online of course i give them what I can spare. why wouldn't you? what is so absurd and laughable about queer people assuming others in their community should support them and prevent their deaths? what's funny about charity. what's funny. seriously

even IF. they are lying or IF. they are scamming or IF. they're lazy?? why the fuck should I care???? you'd rather intentionally mock the homeless than accidentally trust someone once? seriously? i don't fucking care if the guy on the street asking for a snack is lying and actually totally well off at home and just begging for scraps "for the love of the game" id rather accidentally feed 1 million scammers before i ever accuse someone starving and sleeping on pvement of "being lazy"

I love seeing list memes where someone makes a "le cool people vs le cringe" and they obviously skew it so they barely scrape by into the cool kids club

I'm 5'11, but in most casual conversations I'll say I'm 5'9. I do this purely for the chaos that it creates. Because everyone assumes that men only exaggerate their height up, it makes me look like the only person honestly describing their height and thus knocks at least 2 inches off everyone else's description. The panic that the 6'1 guys feel at the thought of being described as 5'11 is hard to understate. I have had people run back to their cars to grab tape measures. If I could get away with describing myself as 4'6 I would.

you are the diametrical opposite of the aforementioned guy. you are a demigod walking among mortals