Lets Go Down In Style

World Heritage Post

you ever just hand things to ur pet to sniff so they can feel included

inshallah he will be drank

how come you only become aware of how tipsy you are in bathrooms

Do you ever wanna bond with someone so bad you’re like “damn i wish we were knights on a dangerous quest”

grocery store mission barely accomplished took massive damage to the hull and all internal systems. shield repair could take days

Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower

it really is fucking pathetic that a country with more guns than people can't hit one guy

if this is how you found out there was an active shooter at the White House yesterday I'm sorry

ANOTHER one? How many times are you guys going to miss??

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

oh we missed the ten year anniversary of the worst post i’ve ever made

traffic again?

World Heritage Post

cop: great we have a motive, but we still need a description

Listen. I wouldn’t just fuck an alien. I’d take an alien out on a date, to their favorite restaurant. I’d marathon an aliens favorite show with them. I’d spoon an alien every night. I’d bring an alien little random tokens and gifts to remind them of my affection. I’d help an alien work through their emotional issues and family baggage. I’d adopt a shelter pet with an alien and raise him as our very own son. I’d grow old with an alien, every blissful year of our union reminding us of how much we cherish each other. I’d make love to an alien.

black mackerel tabby with high white spotting

smirking bastard with grievous grin

Look a this photograph

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people