world's tiniest battery

tomodachi life divorce flashbacks went crazy style with a closing scene with one of them saying "can we talk about the positive pregnancy test" i forgot i made that a thing in my island lingo good lord

guy who just learned what 'fuck' means: woah... that's sexed up...

adhd is truly astounding. i realized i was probably nonbinary 3 separate times but procrastinated and then forgot about it the first two times. amazing stuff.

"the cold embrace of death" well dont worry im warm and with our powers combined we will make steam

she leaps on my quantum until i'm a hologram that only dr. beckett can see or hear

aroace ryland grace is immensely (IMMENSELY) important to me but i would never deny markiplier a chance to have 18 billion drawings of him making out with ryan gosling

woke up this morning and really wanted to observe some ants. typed "where are the ants" into search bar. hit enter. "in your walls, mostly" replies the google. unhelpful and concerning.

getting into MASH except i'm watching it with my parents so instead of consuming the entire show in a fortnight with rabid fervor like i typically do i have to consume it slowly, which is good for me probably. however my mother is on a trip so im stuck rewatching old episodes like an insane person. i feel like a starving animal.