whoops lost myself for about eight years there

what if the teenage mutant ninja turtles exist in the mcu but they’re just really good at staying under the radar and criminals are too embarrassed to admit they got beat up by some guys in “turtle costumes” so they blame daredevil. peter parker worked as a pizza delivery boy for a while and brought like eight pizzas to a man hole cover but thought nothing of it bc nyc

fun fact: it’s TMNT canon that the chemical container that hit Matt Murdock across the face and gave him his Daredevil abilities is the same canister that landed on the baby turtles and mutated them, so…..y’all aren’t far off

i’m sorry it’s WHAT

#theres a lot to unpack here

This man is gonna die on the set of always sunny

i 100 percent believe that they’ve agreed that when he goes they’ll go “frank?! FRANK?! ah dammit he’s dead” and throw him in the trash and keep going with the scene

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