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if you're like even a little bit sincere in your belief in restorative justice you'll keep seeing it forever. "X did Y to Z" isn't important because Z was harmed, what's important is that X is a bad person for doing Y. we can keep bringing up that X did Y forever YEARS after the fact, no matter how the situation has been handled privately between X and Z, because what happened to Z isn't important. What's important is that X doing Y makes X a terrible person forever. You see this a lot in the lily orchard harassment campaign.

if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.

Tumblr is the website where you ramble to yourself like a madman until someone decides they like you and put you into their pocket like a shiny rock. That's how you get followers

"have some idea of content you want to do", "have lots of drafts before posting" - no, silly, just post whatever comes to your mind at 2 AM. the best thing about tumblr is that you can start rambling about some obscure background character from a 3000 year old poem, and there'll always be someone equally invested

When a book is bad, oh well, the failed artistry of one rube, maybe co-authors. But when a movie is bad, and you consider the military-like scale of production, man-hours, the money involved: you must understand, it feels like I’ve been at war with the world for 29 years.

#when a book is bad you can be like. wow what a fascinating insight into One Guy's personal issues#when a movie is bad it's like. hundreds of people thousands of hours and millions of dollars were marshalled to make this thing#and it Completely Sucks (@specialagentartemis)

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

Thanks to Equestria v Sugar Sprinkle, cutie mark interview questions are considered hiring discrimination, so if anypony asks you any cutiemark related questions or even alludes to any questions about your cutiemark such as "In your own words, describe your life purpose" you can and should refuse to answer. Know your rights, ponies.

DO NOT DOWNLOAD TUMBLR it will install a virus on your device called tumblr

music not hitting, phone not hitting, Minecraft not hitting, food not hitting, mouth taste like blood, death comes for us all

Horny people legally cannot consent. Horniness is a clouded state like inebriation. If you are partway through sex and you realize you might've become horny, it is illegal to continue. If you have ever made someone horny, you are a bad person.

baseball fights are better than hockey fights because everyone expects a fight in hockey. baseball fights are some real hater shit

you couldnt imagine what it was like to be 10 years old and listen to radioactive by imagine dragons

I dreamed there was a movie or tv show about how the purpose of our world is to be a think tank for the “true” world and what this means is that God will eventually pick his favorite piece of human-made fiction as the template for the next Earth and everyone who ever died in this one will reincarnate into that one, which has happened numerous times before. But the dream made this seem really banal. Everyone was pessimistic about it. People were joking about how he was going to pick something really stupid.

Having the character whose succession got interrupted by a brutal traumatic miscarriage get their first period since that the day they are to sit the sword throne that bleeding on it is coded as a curse on your rule that they were denied due to their gender is the writers doing 2+2=4 baby blocks level symbolism about the point they are trying to make about the interconnection between gender and patriarchy and reproductive coercion and violence and systems of power in this society. But a lot of people just reflexively went ew periods are gross she can’t be associated with that. Which feels more misogynistic to me honestly