Threadbare Velvet

Brain: I am sadness Me: Are you really sad, or are you just Sad About NothingTM because we didn’t sleep enough last night? Brain: S A     D N E    S    S

can someone pls help me find that one WoW art of illidan tyrande and malfurion where illidan is basically running away angry crying cuz i’ve been calling it The Cucking of Illidan Stormrage but i can’t find it anymore

blizzard has sent agents to my house and i have to beg you to stop calling it that

I would like to announce that from now on my blog is going to exclusively post really niche memes aimed at pirates

If none of you steal these I’m going to be very disappointed

thank you for holding my plants, plant man

Todd Howard: “It just works.”

A loyal and true friend

Yall think the gods take classics classes for fun

Human: “It must be a dreary existence, unable to love, to eat, to sleep, to laugh… I feel sorry for you.” Robot: “I can laugh. I have a sense of humor, you know.” Human: “Really? I’ve never heard you laugh before.” Robot: “I’ve never heard you say anything funny.”

Hello 911 I’d like to report a violation of the First Law of Robotics, this robot just straight up murdered a human

Some guy today mentioned he was in a band to me and I watched him get visibly uncomfortable when I didn’t ask him anything about it. He kept trying to bring the conversation around to his band and I wasn’t budging.

POWER MOVE: Complete and utter disinterest in men’s obsession with their own mediocrity

Imagine being able to detach your titties before bed.. so you could actually sleep on your stomach. Lol

My dumb ass gon over sleep and forget my tiddies in the morning..

The perfect use of this damn gif 😂😂😂😂

have i seriously lived long enough to experience the resurgence of demotivational posters’s natural evolution into shitposting motivationals