I'd Probably Eat That If You Let Me

Aborted that thang

this CEO and his celery will be included when we eat the rich

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

Live by this motto

Everyone is bloomscrolling in my beautiful internet garden

“what’s the worst fruit” i hope you fucking die im strangling you what the hell is wrong with you. ‘the worst fruit’… has god not made all of these fruits in the same light???? cunt

Red Delicious Apples

May I someday gain the same level of succinct cutting vitriol criticism as the applerankings.

A lot of my baby pics are like this

Link the poll coward. You're scared lettuce is gonna win aren't you

using tumblr age 25: i’m about to start tumblr beef with the nation of india

this is a pro-fat blog btw. if you're not attracted to fat people then fix it

I would eat that for breakfast lunch and dinner