No offense but I love your shirt

you have to post bull shit online. to fulfill your amazing digital purpose

abunnies hop can often destroy everytjinggggggg

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

bapping you with my soft wittle paws until naught but ash and dust remains

Wait this isnt gay sex this is working at my job

reblog to give yourself a large fucking tail

Messing up my customer service hotline job and playing a gunshot sound effect over the phone then coming back with a slightly different accent

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil