No offense but I love your shirt

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

play toys ?

come play toys

the prince of darkness commands you

Dahling you simply must explore the backrooms they're just brimming with all sorts of delightful little entities.

formative years? aren’t they all?

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

too perverted for the normies not perverted enough for the real perverts how am i supposed to make it in this crazy world

I hate this new use of the word LARPer, what does the noble Live-Action Role Play have to do with all this?

i could jumpstart a car with my breasts

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

i have mixed feelings about competitive

I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room