Jesus died so I could be a nasty sinner

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

horror movie showing a child’s drawing of the monster or ghost or whatever but instead of a little kid and crayons they’re like a preteen and it’s manga style

Pouring one out for Poison Junior.

i understand why folks turn off reblogs on a post but part of me always feels so betrayed by unrebloggable posts on my dash. like oh okay shops closed? just when i get to the door

OP has the option to do something so funny to this post

Kind of a lilypad. Refrog.

i should text him back

SASUKE UCHIHA??

whatever. go my scallops

last night I had the experience of "referencing a tumblr post that you think is widely known but turns out to not be as widely known as you thought it was" last night and it was this post. whatever. go my scallops

Holy shit that's so cool

Finally “do you love the colour of the sky” got compressed for our convenience

This is now my favorite photo

Cloud spotted

Cool shit!

unmute for the love of god please it's amazing

to think I would have just swiped past on mute, therefore not hearing pure unadulterated joy

Their boyfriend is their partner why is this hard to understand

i think that soy sauce fish and honey bear must be the very very best of friends

before neil banging out the tunes there was czar scraping the strings

The anon button is not for hate. The anon button is for horny and embarrassed about it.

rb if you want people to be horny and embarrassed on anon in your inbox