You & Me (But Mostly Me)

Sorry I was speeding, officer. I was listening to Mumford and Sons and the banjo solo came on.

just realized you don’t need to say 6am or 6pm. we already know the m is there so just write like 6a or 6p. can’t believe no one figured this trick out before.

or you could do the easy thing and say 0600 and 1800

yeah like adding a bunch of unnecessary zeroes is easy. you piece of shit. you fucking coward

6p means 6 pence. that shit wont work in the UK

yeah but this is like for real people

i am not immune to the giant valentine bear aisle

happy annoy squidward day

Actually, Annoy Squidward Day is January 15th. Although the calendar doesn’t have the month written on it, if you continue to watch the episode, they’re competing for January’s Employee of the Month.

I’ve been waiting all year to reblog this

pov ur dean and the cute guy who pulled you outta Hell is telling u he’s not a hammer

those posts like “____ could kill a victorian era child” but it’s things that would knock dean winchester out cold from repression