this started as a band blog

no i dont want to ‘ask chatgpt’ i want to go to a wikipedia page and spend half an hour reading an article like a real person

i love turning off lights. no need for all that

*tips muppet* m’namana

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS I TRIED TO SCROLL PAST I REALLY DID

petition for things to stop

shoutout to whoever stole my amazon package containing nothing but a single pair of shoelaces.

what a beautiful time of year everyone is growing veegtables for me spacifically, one problem though you need to make fences shorter im sure its a mistake but i cant reach some of them

hello imptortant message from deer youyr doing it agen. i cant eet the vegbals you are growing for me like this

unrestrained summer fun

sources say there are muscles in the back of my neck. and they want to kill me

Hey you wanna come over and dip bread into olive oil and balsamic vinegar and such?

miss you (the money i spent)

sources say there are muscles in the back of my neck. and they want to kill me