Oh good lord.

you will struggle to say the unsayable thing for five years straight. and then it will suddenly become easy on a Wednesday morning

scroll the notes of this post for a truly beautiful slice of the human experience.

Editing? I thought they could just do that stuff...

Reblog if people can use your dms to leave their grocery lists

Sure, I’m nosy

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

I’ve started saying “you don’t have to agree with me just because I’m hot and a genius” and it’s really tickling me. I don’t even care if nobody likes it, it’s great fun

Said this to a straight man and he actually got flustered

ok note to self i gotta leave the house regularly so that i dont feel like im slowly transforming into an evil fucking shadow clone of myself

So as it turns out your sense of self doesnt exist in a vacuum. You gotta actually use it and bounce it off of other people like echolocation to see where you are as a person and shit. So if you dont regularly interact with other people the echoes just get weaker and weaker and before you know it your personality is a blurry fucked up fog clone of its former self. which it sucks because this makes it really hard to interact with people again but yknow

we are gonna be vacuuming up this post for the next five years

@sexy-people-contests-2026 the cup’s point of view as you poured in glitter

At least I cleaned off all the glitter afterwards

I bring a real 'actually people who are pregnant do deserve some special consideration because they are effectively at least temporarily disabled if not permanently after some complications' vibe to the party that a lot of people don't seem to like

My hope for whoever is reading this is that your life starts making sense and coming together. I hope the good days are right around the corner for you.

when i look up a knitting term, the last thing I want is an ai overview. I want a 60+ year old woman with no understanding of lighting or helpful camera angles who still manages to give the most concise and clear explanation of how to execute purl 2tog through the backloop. ai summary fuck off, where is phyllis?