Get Chuck'd

Fop surgery. It's like top surgery but it turns you into a Victorian dandy. Is that anything

mary shelley writing about a monster rejected and abandoned by its creator and dedicating it to her own father i need to smoke a blunt with her i need to give her head

emptying and reloading a gun with practiced efficiency so you think i'm an expert marksman but you later find out that's just how i stim

turning the safety catch on and off like i'm clicking a pen until everyone gets really mad at the noise but no one says anything because i have a gun and they don't

my stupid fucking aunt loraine bought us an air friar for our wedding present 🤦‍♀️ the apartments barely big enough for the two of us now weve got this dumb asshole flying around preaching at us ... every time i get a migraine he tries to give me herbs and poultices 🙄

Let me tell you, there's a queer club night in the UK called Gal Pals that caters exclusively to queer women and NBs and only plays music by women and when It's Raining Men came on last time you'd have thought the crowd was full of middle aged housewives. A banger is a banger is a banger, you just gotta let the music go innit

it is not normal for grown men to find teenage girls sexually attractive. in fact, the older you get, the less attractive teenagers should become. i cannot believe people are arguing about this

humans are not “wired” to find younger people attractive. you are just poisoned by the normalization of pedophilia and capitalist ideals of beauty. your tastes are supposed to age with you.

Yeah idk voice training was kinda stupid, haha, I mean I guess I used to be pretty good at it but I gave it up years ago. It's not something I really care about anymore, you know? A--*waitress comes by to take our order* Oh, hi~! Um, could I please get, uh, a turkey sandwich please? Yes, with the salad. Um, oh! And a sweet tea? Omg thank you so much~⋆✦⋆💕!!!! ..Anyway what were we talking about?

Don't worry, You can trust me with the city budget, just let me in there. Come on, just let me have the budget. I will totally not gut the police budget to build a centralized mass transit network and new libraries. I will definitely not do that, just let me in there please. Come on let me have access to the city budget for 5 minutes. That's all I ask.

Sorcerer: I literally have no idea what's going on in my life, I'm just in charge of the outfits

person w adhd experiencing symptoms of adhd: why the fuck can’t I do this thing . I wish there was some explanation for this