Eustass Kidd

I feel like whenever any post on any platform is made about Yamato referring to him by the pronouns he USES (he/him) there is always someone usually cishet men in the comments going out of their way to call him a girl in the most obnoxious way possible. So, if for some reason you're reading this and are someone who continues to refer to Yamato as a woman despite having no reason to, let me explain why you're wrong based on facts.

No one else in One Piece calls Yamato a woman. No one else refers to him as a she. Everyone in Wano calls him Kaidos SON, every major character in the Arc acknowledges him with masculine pronouns. Literally all of them.

In the most recent chapters, where the major characters were going to use a public Onsen, Yamato refused to join the women because, quote, "the bath isn't mixed gendered." He ended up bathing with all of the men in the MALE ONSEN, where literally fucking nobody aside from Sanji gave a shit. And that's because Sanji is Sanji unfortunately.

A lot of dudebros like to argue that Yamato isn't actually trans because his motivation for being a man is wanting to be Oden, but guess what, it literally doesn't fucking matter. Again, every other fucking character in One Piece acknowledges him with MALE PRONOUNS. So why do you find it so hard? Just admit you wanna fuck him and are scared people will think you like men if you don't obsessively try and insist he's a woman.

Zoro When He's Horny HCs:

Zoro has a very very low libido in my opinion, he puts all of his focus and energy into his training and doesn't really think about much else if it isn't integral to his role as first mate.

Whether he realises this or not, this leaves him getting incredibly frustrated from time to time. For someone as aware of their own body and its capabilities as Zoro is, he's oblivious to his own sexual frustration until it gets to a boiling point.

He'll catch himself staring at his partner more often, thinking thoughts he otherwise doesn't. He'll become more irritable and snappy than usual, and wake up with morning wood almost on the daily.

But God forbid this man show any kind of weakness. I hope you've got a good eye for reading people if you're in a relationship with him, because he will not be the one to approach you wanting sex. He will sit and stew in his frustration for however long it takes you to initiate something.

Sanji and Nami definitely clock his lingering glances and irritability and tease him about it. They think it's hilarious.

When you do finally get down and dirty though, after a period of frustration, Zoro will be insatiable. He'll be rough. Once you've initiated sex or implied you're in the mood, he'll have you in whatever empty room he finds first. In whatever position is most convenient.

It will be sweaty and hot and it'll leave you raw and tired, covered in bruises and bites and honestly, you'll probably be avoided like the plague by those in the crew who aren't clueless for a few days after. (Aside from Robin. Robin thinks it's amusing and isn't bothered in the slightest.)

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Ace is dyslexic. I cannot explain where this HC came from, but it's one I've had for years. It's quite severe and he struggles with his reading and writing as a result.

He overthinks a lot. And he gets really quiet and withdrawn when he's getting anxious, something the crew have recognised and do their best to distract him from. He's someone who'll get a sudden intrusive thought that nags at him for days until he forgets about it and moves onto the next thing. He does his best to hide it, but he just can't match his own natural energy when he's stressed.

Far too easily distracted. Him and Luffy share the attention span of a puppy.

He takes things very seriously! Even though he's a very upbeat, outgoing and chilled person, he cannot take even the most playful of insults. Especially from people who's opinion he holds in high regard. Even just a jokey "someone has got bedhead" will make him grumpy and moody. It's pretty easy to help him get over it though.

He's bisexual and honestly struggled with accepting it for a while. Whenever he would see another man and think "he's hot", he would immediately recoil at himself. He's not sure why he felt that way, he's never been bothered by other people's sexuality, he just... did.

His love language is acts of service. (Receiving.) For giving, its quality time.

I think its a pretty common headcanon, but Ace likes spicy food. Spicy food however, does not like him.

He talks in his sleep for sure. Like you can have a whole conversation with him while he's unconscious. (Someone in the crew discovered this and he's not known rest since.)

An avid doodler, even on things he shouldn't. There are many charts scattered across the Moby Dick that have Ace's scribbles in the corners.

He's caused... multiple fires by sneezing a bit too violently.

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One Piece AU I feel like this has kinda been confirmed to a degree, but Kidd relies on Killer a lot. Its very obvious Kidd is the one who calls the shots, but there's no decision that gets made that isn't ran by Killer first. He's Kidd's impulse control and helps him think rationally and I feel like without him, Kidd would make a lot of (more) risky choices.

One Piece AU Killer knows every single crewmate on a personal level. (Platonically.)

General HC Heat uses He/They pronouns.

General HC Kidd is Pansexual!

Modern AU Kidd has his own repairs store. He also takes in scrap metal that he uses to upcycle things in his free time.

General HC Kidd gets drunk very easily and violently hung over very easily. He hates this about himself and denies it vehemently. Killer, however, has never been caught with so much as a bad head after a bender.

Irl Law has a very thin build. Like little to no muscle mass, skinny af, lanky, boney. I feel like he's got a fast metabolism and doesn't eat a great deal (he just... doesn't get hungry?) So he's all skin and bone. Honestly? He probably looks kinda ill, he definitely has tired and sunken eyes and with that dark, long face of his, man just has the likeness of a bean pole.

I think Zoro is much the same as the build he has in the show. Maybe a little less beefed up, but it's canon (according to SBS) he'd still be a swordsman in Japan irl, so he'd still put himself through rigorous conditioning and physical training. Even if he wasn't a swordsman, he has gym buff energy, so yeah. Pure muscle, abs, thick biceps and legs. Calloused hands from working with a sword on the daily.

Kidd I think is 50/50 muscle and chonk. He's not solid like Zoro is, he's thick, muscled, but has some softness to him. He's a big dude, has a big appetite. Definitely a beer and snacks guy, and if it wasn't for the fact he definitely is the type to work out, I think he'd just have a dad bod irl. Lots of scars from getting into fights with people, his quick temper transfers into a modern au. Still has that disfigured nose from what I personally believe is getting jumped.

Once again, I see Ace having the same body type as he does in the show. He's a very active person, definitely the type to spontaneously go hiking or running or some ridiculously extreme sport like rock climbing if given the opportunity. He doesn't really even work out that much, he's just always doing something, it's ridiculous.

Sabo is of average build. Not skinny, but not muscley either. Smooth stomach, soft face. Just. Yes. Average, that's all I really have to say. I also feel like he blushes really easily, and when he's flustered, that redness colours all the way down his neck and chest.

I've got brainrot so now it's everybody else's problem you're welcome.

CW: Sex mentions/sexual themes ofc.

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| Ace |

Ace's love language is physical touch. He cannot get enough of putting his hands on his partner, whether it be linking pinkies when walking with them, or just lying in the absolute tangle of body parts when taking a nap, he just loves to touch. So, obviously, he's just gonna get even more handsy when he's horny.

He'll be constantly hovering around you, grabbing at your waist and tucking his head into your shoulder from behind if you're busy. Leaving little kisses everywhere he knows you're sensitive (if accessible in a none private setting.) Will plant a flurry of those quick pecks on your lips which is ultimately gonna lead to deeper kisses and him steering you somewhere where things can progress.

He also gets quite quiet in the moments leading up to foreplay and the sex itself. He always finds his voice again during, but when he's trying to coax you into the mood as well, he let's his body do the talking, or speaks in low and hushed tones if he has to.

He will stare a lot when he's horny, whether he realises it or not, if he can't put his hands on you, he's eating you alive with his eyes.

He also has an extremely vivid and active imagination, and has thought himself into being painfully aroused on multiple occasions. Seriously, if he's not preoccupied and the kiss you gave him before he had to attend to duties that day comes into mind, I'd give it fifteen minutes before he's thought of several different ways the kiss could have gone had he not had to leave, and he's ready to go.

In my mind, I have this little scenario of him standing behind his partner after being given no relief all day, hands on their hips, chest against their back, planting needy little kisses up the side of their neck before mumbling, "please, baby?" In their ear.

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| Sabo |

Sabo absolutely loves the chase when he's horny. The longer the build up, the better the payoff in his mind and absolutely adores it if there's mutual teasing going on when nothing can be done about it.

He's definitely the type to go about his day, doing his duties as the Chief of Staff, never intentionally seeking you out, but should your paths cross he'll mutter a bombshell while walking by like,

"I can't wait until I have you to myself."

"You've done good today. I'll reward you for that later."

"You seem a little distracted, love, I hope it's not reflected in your work. I'd hate to have to punish you."

The list goes on.

Basically, if Sabo is horny, then you will be too and he's going to make you both suffer with it.

Unlike Ace, intimacy is a private thing to him, so he's not gonna make a display of being clingy and in your personal space. Nor is he gonna let on to anyone else that there's anything going on, however, if the chance of being caught is low-risk, he'll absolutely try and get a reaction out of you with people around.

Likes making you flustered, making you fumble your words and then watching as you scramble for the pieces of your scattered mind before anyone notices it wasn't just a brain-fart moment.

You probably end up with a reputation for being one of those people who talk too fast for their mouth and stutter a lot amongst the rest of the Revolutionaries, even though unbeknownst to them, it's almost always Sabo being a dick. No one has caught on yet.

| Law |

Okay. Of all three of these men, Law is the hardest to gauge when he's in the mood, because he's the master of the poker face and a God at acting like he has no feelings or urges whatsoever.

That being said, I feel like he's also actually a mix of both Ace and Sabo but... more subtle.

For instance, he won't go clinging to your person every chance he gets, but he will rest a hand on your lower back as he walks by, maybe leave a kiss on the top of your head.

He might, if he's really, really feeling it shoot some innuendos your way like Sabo will, but he's more likely praise you more than anything if he's in the mood. Little complements like,

"You've done all of this already? You're amazing, sweetheart."

"You're so good for me."

"Have I ever told you how gorgeous you look wearing my jolly-roger?"

Unrelated but Law would go absolutely nuts if you also got a tattoo of his roger, or wore the clothes he has with it on. He lowkey loves feeling like he owns you.

He generally likes working on his own without distraction, so a good indicator that he's wanting your attention is if he invites your company while he's doing paperwork, or even seeks you out and asks if he can join you while he does whatever he needs to do.

Will do things like work with a hand on your thigh, or with you in his lap.