what the fuck is going on

I'm taking a bath with lights off and a lit scented candle, I thought it would be a nice relaxing experience but I feel like a draugr in a skyrim dungeon

the prank call messages you could get in the first sims game will by far be scarier than anything stephen king has ever written or could ever hope to write

canada geese when u get too close

whatever man *walks outside of your render distance*

it straight up smells like spiders in here

a little beverage from the store doesn’t count as spending it’s just a little drinky drink

I slipped pronouns into the wine while you weren't looking

damn people still have beef over tumblr, i am only here to look at pictures of the video game 

he likes the video game, get em boys