knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

T.Rex would absolutely eat a chicken

A chicken would eat a T Rex, if it could get away with it.

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

all gambling advertising should be illegal

same goes for weight loss and alcohol and credit cards and vapes and crypto and medicine and religion and. all adverts should be illegal.

an astronaut foretold to go to the moon by a fortune cookie can be a kind of magical girl, I think

love the phrase 'methinks'. me does think. thinketh me do.

Happy Easter everybody

Every single Easter you monsters give me a million notes on this post

I'm not british but "daft cunt" is such a funny insult but I couldn't say it without sounding like one myself

It's a shame they aren't making music anymore