welcome to sporbs

when that honey mustard hits

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

I get a strike at the bowling alley and the screen plays a clip of me being born

you know back then they didn’t use to romanticize the past

just had a really stable moment where i opened a redbull at the exact same second someone started playing industrial music in the apartment below and i briefly thought it was coming from inside the redbull can

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart