G.I.Joe Forever

"Did you just ask if I'm worried about Cobra? Son, the only thing I'm worried about is scuffing my boots when I kick Cobra Commander back to whatever rock he crawled out from under! Next question!"

'Mindbender, if I have to see one more ancient corpse on this genetic crusade of yours, your corpse may be its bookend.'

"This helmet is extraordinarily. It looks primitive and organic, and yet this resembles a modern antenna." L: "It is one of my most prized items, dredged from an ancient ruin in the Black Sea, but you may touch it. The compounds it is made of are not known to our scientists, and perhaps the carbon scoring is inaccurate.... They judge it to be 10,000 years old, prior to any known high civilization among humans." H: "I should get back. COL Kerak will get restless without me on his arm." L: "Nonsense."

"Her name's Apsara. African Giant Pouched Rat. She can smell a Type 4 explosive compound buried three feet deep from fifty yards away."

“..the trick to digging your own grave is trying to decide how tired you want to be when you die… see coyotes will dig you up if you’re too shallow.. but if you don’t go deep the bears could dig you up… but if I go to six feet I’ll be exhausted when you shoot me .,”

"They're always so focused on the hulking brute with the cinderblock that they never even notice the crosshairs on their chest."