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my peanuts went sour

Im here for u if u are dapressed and need to be tenderley comforted for your dumb as fuck mistake

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here

giant salamanders could be even larger

long distance friends pets feel like celebrities because you can only be parasocial with them

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost

often i am scared for no reason or several reasons