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long distance friends pets feel like celebrities because you can only be parasocial with them

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost

often i am scared for no reason or several reasons

No one knows if finishing a drawing is possible

We have so little time

let's waste as much of it as we can while we still can

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

Oh my fetish? It's people with fetishes. Love a freak I can fluster by doing something innocuous

Bringing this back because NOTHING is more hot than someone with a clearly defined fetish I can play into. I want you stuttering and begging for it as I'm completely unaffected.

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child