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rocky is allowed to say dyke. as is their right. as a stone femme.

adrian is their agender butch. (true)

So with voting do you cum when a person get bitten into or when a person is swallowed or does it depend on the moment

usually you just mark a ballot with a pen or you select the candidate you want on a screen. sometimes you hole punch the ballot though

a funny thing about having a Problematic Blorbo is that you'll periodically come across a post along the lines of "um let's not forget that [Blorbo] is a bad person..." listing their various crimes, and if you have a modicum of intellectual honesty you find yourself nodding along and saying yeah it's true... but it's the greyness of their character that makes them so compelling... At the same time though you have a little Saul Goodman in your ear going "your honor in their defense: who cares like omfgggg who caresssssss like come onnnnnn"

the fact that i have to be in the “right headspace” to do even the simplest tasks. absolutely humiliating

I’m starting a gofundme to get a mojito

You got cum on your face you big disgrace

not what he said!!

We will we will fuck you

i love giving up and getting worse

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

bear with me. but also twink with me and otter with me. happy pride month on planet earth baby

There’s no way the British could have built Buckingham palace. It had to be aliens

Tower bridge was clearly built by a group of ancient Mongol explorers