there are no words

Put this in the MOMA

a year later this is still the funniest video on the internet and i can’t even adequately explain why

wow

fuck this post

I want more tattoos & less worries

i’m sorry but there is no way you could have stopped me from standing on my chair and screeching like a banshee if i saw this live…

What

how

HOW

“ballet isn’t a sport”

The thing about this is, you can barely see their muscles straining from effort. The effort to keep each other and themselves balanced, definitely, but that guy’s hand is barely shaking. The amount of training and strength and balance to go into this is fucking insane.

6 rue du Lac

you could kill a man in any of these dresses, and pretty sure no jury would convict you. those are killing-men dresses, that’s what i’m saying

Reblogging again because I need to kill men in these dresses.

Same.

I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chair…

Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek.

Julius IdontgivaFucik

More like Julius Fuckit

[Person: Lookit this fucker. Cat: *muffled meowing* Person: He’s got a cat door - *clicks light* - that he can come in. But nope! He wants to come in the door! Cat: *muffled meow* Person: You wanna come in the door? Y'wanna come in? Alright, watch this - *door squeaks open* WELCOME to the house, Joe! Come on in– Cat: *runs away, jingling* Person: You FUCKER!!]

This girl is unreal. 

People who say “sorry I look like shit, I’m not wearing any make-up” are literally apologizing for looking like a normal human being.

true talent

ice skating is like walking in cursive

What have you done