im generally thinking too much

They gatekeeping blasphemy now too 💀

I want our clits to kiss

No Homo We Smokin Penisas

I am having a full throttle giggle attack…I am dying. I need to get off this app & get chicken & pasta stat!!!!

So so so fucking real

what they don’t tell you is that it lives inside you until you let it out

There's always a moment of intense cultural whiplash whenever I realize I'm talking to someone who thinks "legal" and "illegal" are meaningful categories and ascribes innate goodness to following the law. It's like meeting a space alien.

you are just cranky because i took something imperceptible from you and you cannot recall it in its absence but you feel the edges of it anyway

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

I love this post

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch