Oh shit. Oh fuck. Oh no.

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

I love kink so much

Horny people legally cannot consent. Horniness is a clouded state like inebriation. If you are partway through sex and you realize you might've become horny, it is illegal to continue. If you have ever made someone horny, you are a bad person.

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too

[image description: cartoon of a person crying in front of a laptop. There's an arrow pointing to the laptop that says "empty word doc) and another arrow pointing to the tears saying "author tears." The main text says "Just write it down! You can make it good later." end id.]

happy 10 year anniversary to the puppet master that cursed my dick

The dragons face never changes, but I still feel like he looks happier in the 2nd pic 🥺

The orb delights him

i'm trying to save money but oh my god. jesus christ

i'm trying to save money but oh my god. jesus christ

i'm trying to save money but oh my god. jesus christ

i'm trying to save money but oh my god. jesus christ